Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Is 127 Hours out yet?

I'm visualizing Andy Moller in a blazer and jeans. What do you think he asked for when he went to the barbers? He was so fucking arrogant he'd deffo ask for "ein Andy Moller cut".

Overly pushy of walls too.

Angel Dust, Knight Rider, The A-Team, Benny Hill, AIDS, etc, etc. He basically wrote all these shite sketches twenty-odd years ago when he was a disturbed child. It's the only explanation.

You would abseil down the side of the pub and come in through the window.

Part one of the mission accomplished. Now lets make sure we win the series and keep heaping on the humiliation. No taking the foot off the pedal.

You can have mine. Make me an offer Can I throw my Simpsons hankies and cuff-links into the deal? You're really loved. Yes, I feel it

Quality!

I think you mean niggaz. If you say that they'll think you're down with the brothers. If you say niggers, well that's just plain offensive.

You keep your shit in a volcano?

I think he might have been a darky, and therefore less important than the 12 year old white girl.

no comment on my observation then ? I'm sure a clever lad like you can find somewhere to sit and actually think logically about it ? Stupid cunt. There's already been a multi-page thread on that tragedy hasn't there? What's the story with the 15 year old found drowned in a bath on xmas day?

Must have a rock-solid alibi.

Is that the team or just who you'd pick Vivid?

Looks like Louis Walsh's bedside cabinet. Surprised you could see it with your face stuffed into the pillow.

If Blackpool have many more home games postponed due to the lack of under-soil heating, they're going to be fucked come the end of the season. Playing two or three times a week with their squad could see them drop like a stone.

Fucks sake Leazes, I clicked on that. Suppose you just happened to know that url, eh?

You can have mine. Make me an offer Can I throw my Simpsons hankies and cuff-links into the deal?

I used to work with some asian lads and they used to refer to asian scuffers as 'pakis' in the same way that we might call white scuffers chavs.

First question asked at the police press conference: journo gives his name and says he's representing The Sun; "Had Joanna eaten the pizza?" Fucking hell.

Post Mortem shows she was strangled.

I'm in the right mood for this to tickle me. My mate bought his a new bed for Christmas; giving a cat a Christmas present ffs, it can barely eat its food and have a shit without kicking it all over the floor. Did he wrap it up?

Aye, most of them. It's a buyers market, so if they can't do what you're after walk away. VAT goes up next week mind.

Keep your watch, keys, phone, change, cufflinks etc in it. Handy bit of kit I'd image, that one Happy Face has linked to looks well made.