Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Rob's so keen for us to know he doesn't like F1 he's posted over 60 times in this thread

He dresses like a terminally ill child.

Look North reckon this isn't a done deal yet.

Can cause fires too: They do look nice though.

They're just thin paper, aren't they? Unfortunately not.

This. He'll never get any credit from me. Well, if we did a Premier League / FA Cup / Champions League treble I might give a begrudging grunt of thanks. But until then, fuck him.

The one looking up towards the cathedral ceiling is superb, excellent composition. Is the light on the cross as natural or have you highlighted it in post-production? I really like the stairs too, and the mackerel.

I give him til mid-October.

Mmmm, humble pie.

Thought Wellbeck was a dj.

Canny recovery from Harper. Was thinking that. He won't drop Nolan either.

Scored today.

I agree. Alonso hasn't been the same since he let Hamilton get inside his head in 2007. Alonso and Ferrari have disappointed me since the second race, making too many unforced errors. He has started from the back or near the back at: Australia (spinning at first corner after hitting Button due to a slow get-away), Malaysia (getting caught out by the weather in qualifying), China (jumping the start and serving a drive-through), Monaco (wrecking the car just before qualifying) He also seemed to have a sulk on at the Turkish GP earlier this month, and spent 40 laps whinging about something neither him nor his team had any control of on Sunday. Some of it could be put down to bad luck, but you make your own luck and things like this level out over time. Alonso needs to get his head back on right, and concentrate on his own performances, not what Hamilton or McLaren are doing. And Ferrari need to get themselves organised to give him a stable platform to work from instead of fanning the flames between him and Hamilton. I hope 'Nando is about to prove me wrong

How many bizarre incidents happen when Atwell is reffing?

rubbish. We were only a couple of players short of having a team that could have qualified for europe again, which is why Keegan left. I suppose you know better than Keegan then ? I'm not saying I'd be a better manager than Keegan, but I probably knew more about what it would take to qualify for europe at that time than a man who admitted he hadn't watched a match in two years mate. Fuck. Ing. Hell.

He sounds like a mini Stephen Ireland with all them cars. Surely even a squad players wages can't cover all of them?

Wants locking up by the taste police for driving that.

Aussies start every sentence with "Look, yeah...." or "Arr, Look...." Amusing at first but soon gets annoying.

The season Wenger is desperate to win something and takes it seriously? Textbook.

You just can't help yourself can you? You're a fuckin' nob you, it was a fuckin' bit of banter you daft cunt. What an arsehole. Course it was. It's always a bit of banter when you chase Leazes all over the board making snide comments isn't it? But well done with that keeping it all in one thread.

You just can't help yourself can you?

Don't they have Das Travlenlodgen?

KK had the press eating out of his hand during his first mangerial stint, they loved him cos they could fill their columns with it, and it sold papers. The second time, he made one comment about going to the match being the equivalent of Londoners going to the theatre and the knives were out for him. They are fickle fuckers 99% of them (Winter and Caulkin are ok off the top of my head maybe one or two others but mostly cunts). I say well done to Hughton, keep em at arms length and make them feed off scraps.

He could probably tone it down a bit, especially as he plays in a big impressive stadium every other week, but I've been impressed with his form this season so he's alright by me.