Dr Kenneth Noisewater

On Monday I'll be starting a thread with a sweepstake so we can all guess when Wykiki's next work-related flounce thread will be

Manford's alright, but there is something not right about that welsh bint. Other than being welsh I mean.

I think Smith will go but I have a feeling that Nolan is too big a figure in the dressing room to let go yet. This.

You must be fucking joking. Williamson won everything in the air on Saturday. That's why Fellaini was getting so frustrated. I thought he had a tremendous game.

Goala's had his good game for the season. He'll be shite again next time he gets on, I guarantee it.

Standard are pointing the fingure at Ross Turnbull. I watched the highlights at lunchtime and his positioning of the wall is pathetic. http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-spo...-carling-cup.do Andy Jacobs said on Talkshite this afternoon that if Cech had been in nets they would've won 3-0. Bitter blue bastard.

The ones that kicked and stamped on police dogs you mean? Nothing has been proven yet mate, seems to have been the longest case ever. Was wondering what the outcome was. Last pre-season wasn't it?

The ones that kicked and stamped on police dogs you mean?

Couldn't think of two more polar opposite characters to be honest. I think on sunday we should thank Hughton properly for what he's done here. Who'd hurt of Tiote? Be honest. Who'd have thought we could get Ben Arfa, you'd have thought this time last we'd beat Everton and Chelsea away. The whole ground at once needs to give him a song I think. Shearer hadn't heard of Ben Arfa! Have you heard the stick collymore is giving him about it, reckons he should be sacked of MotD. Collymore was calling Shearer, Lineker and Hansen shit pundits the other day. Now don't get me wrong sometimes they're tired and state the obvious, but Collymore?!?! If there's a game on 5, I wont stick it on till kick off as I literally can't listen to him, nothing to say, monotone disgrace of a brummie voice, oh dear, and he has the cheek to slag Hansen off reminds me of today when Ketsbaia called me a "knobber" must be some mackem phrase that, never heard it before. We played Bradford when he was there (might have been the League cup) and I was about 2 rows from the front in the east stand paddock. He'd been in the papers for the Ulrika thing or something else fucked up in the weeks just before. When he came over to receive a throw in I shouted "COLLYMORE YOU WANKER" and he looked up just for a spit second. Nobby pinched the ball off him, fed it into the box and we scored. I claimed an assist

Couldn't think of two more polar opposite characters to be honest. I think on sunday we should thank Hughton properly for what he's done here. Who'd hurt of Tiote? Be honest. Who'd have thought we could get Ben Arfa, you'd have thought this time last we'd beat Everton and Chelsea away. The whole ground at once needs to give him a song I think. Shearer hadn't heard of Ben Arfa! Have you heard the stick collymore is giving him about it, reckons he should be sacked of MotD.

A lad called Andy Carroll has got a few this season. Surprised you haven't heard of him Might not score as many when he's sharing a cell with Titus mind.

Hasn't been proved he's done anything yet. (and I don't think he has tbh) What's your view on him anyway, as a footballer, not a potential rapist? He's been outstanding for us so far, MOTM in every game for me. You just knew it was going too well. Had all the tools physically to be a top class centre half. Then there's his concentration. I wonder about him mentally; if you keep making the same mistake or putting yourself in the same situation, it usually means you're a bit thick.

Sherla and Heskey scoring on the same night?? Is it St. Puddings day or something?

Fair play mate, but I know a lot of people who seem to read the SMB and seem to take the general opinion of that, as the view of all SAFC fans, which is just not true at all. Thought I'd just clear any misconceptions up on here if anything happened to pop up. Anyway I'm not here to talk about us all the time, I'd rather hang around this part of the forum. Welcome. Are you going to play nice for a day or two, then turn out to be a wum?[/cynical]

Steady lads, steady.

Kophead, kingdayo, tanned dave: your boys took a helluva beating!!

Come on the cobblers! Didn't Tozer just go there on loan?

Better than a Keegan 4-3 that.

Just remembered. Another scouse stereotype showed itself at the weekend: two kids asked "Mind your car, mista?". Unfortunately for them, it was after the game as we were on our way back to the car. Hadn't really thought that one through.

If you want quantity go to N-O, if you want quality stay here. You wouldn't be missed like. See, it's fucking high-horse dog's cocks like you that pull the place down. Go fuck yourself easy, tiger.

If you want quantity go to N-O, if you want quality stay here. You wouldn't be missed like.

It would be textbook Newcastle United to have a protest group about the protest group.

MOYES OUT!

What's the official pronunciation? Cheek Tee-o-tay?