Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Yes this is some of my problem with the new Wemberlee. I take Barrack's testimony, good story and yes it looks and sounds fantastic. But the price differential between there and Cardiff is staggering. I realise Dr Ken isn't being precise with his figures but its something similar. And...................to help cover costs every FA semi is played there whether or not its remotely neutral and every England international - its an England team , not London or South east or whatever. And the corporate area is disproportionately big, what is it 15,000 strong or something? Maybe , I'm a miserable twat but they could have built a bigger capacity stadium in the midlands or the north for far less dosh, bigger capacity and a smaller corporate area. A lot of words from me to say, yeah I'm sure its great but.................................... Wiki says the Millennium was £121m, Wembley was £798m.

Class Stevie. My only problems with it are (i) They need to sort the pitch out, which is going to be difficult whilst they have so many different events on it to pay it off. And, (ii) For £875m or whatever it cost I'd expect a fully retractable roof like Cardiff has, and their's only cost £90m.

Wacky, i'm 5 years younger, can't even get into bars and i STILL get a LOT more action that you ever, ever will. Kevin, I am not real, you are dead, this is heaven.

They're both decent Championship strikers. Shola just got the breaks.

Forward planning.

That's a Frankie Boyle joke isn't it? Build a mosque on the ground zero site, or a runway and force any terrorist to complete a textbook landing.

Is it based on the eighties tv series?

It's typical BBC3 fodder Andrew. I'm a supporter of the licence fee but this is absolute garbage. Could've kept 6 Music and Asian Network going a bit longer with whatever was wasted on that.

Might be worth watching This is shit. There's something not right about no-mark, z-list 'celebs' disrespecting international sportsmen. Most of 'em don't seem to know that much about football either.

The other lad who was happy to hide in the background will get found out next week I reckon.

Might be worth watching Didn't Graham Taylor once pick a midfield of Andy Sinton, Geoff Thomas and Carlton Palmer? There can't have been many worse England teams than that one.

I'd be a bit concerned about that last line

That's a Bo' Selecta mask and not a real woman, right? Right?

It's funny that cos I don't think our Championship players will look as good in the prem. Why do you think that might be?

Yes, that ring a bell. My first recollection of him was when visiting a friend who lived in Bristol in '92. We went to a game at Ashton Gate and Cole was playing up front (with Wayne Allison I think, a big unit). I said there and then he'd be something special. Needless to say, I was elated when Keegan signed him a year later.

The only thing that was 'in the air' that day was a heady mix of excitement and anticipation at seeing what the new star striker could do as the focus of KK's team. I was excited even seeing Cole on the steps in one of the old blue asics drill tops. It's not like he was our first ever black player. I don't even think he'll have been the first that season, was Carr still there?

I'd assume ours is going to have the same patch arrangement on the back as this one.

Haven't heard this for decades:

Got 10 minutes and Swindon in a game we lost because the ref let them get away with murder, made his debut at home to Notts Co 1 goal in a 4-0. I love it when journalists print hearsay which fits their story - getting a good kicking in the comments though. Graham fucking Poll.

I like long sleeves as well Andrew. But that's because my arms look like pipe-cleaners. Gejon has got pythons I bet.

I'm sure with the Guardian being such a champion of truth and seeker of justice, they'll have no problem printing a full apology tomorrow.

Wrong on all counts 'Lively' after-show party though, I'd imagine. Your choices?

I've gone for a Cobain / Marr / Moon / Hook line-up.

Webber has already said that he'd rather retire than take an uncompetitive drive, so his options aren't huge. Most drivers would like to get into a Ferrari seat at some time in their career, and he gets on well with Alonso. Mind you so does Kubica, who I agree is a favourite for the no.2 Ferrari. In the end, I think Red Bull will get the deal done, particularly if he becomes world champ. More so if Mercedes have still got an eye on Vettel.