Dr Kenneth Noisewater

The worst case scenario I suppose is that Taylor is shipped out, then later in the summer the club accept a bid from the likes of Stoke for Carroll and we end up losing the both of them.

Didn't he try to get a move to Everton last summer? I can honestly say I've never really warmed to Taylor: the 'been shot' play-acting; the look at me pointing faux-organising; the last man off the pitch clapping cliche. All a bit cringeworthy imo.

I liked the one you picked out and this one.

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Sounds like he might walk. Saves West Ham some money. Too nice for management really. You can't be everybody's friend.

Baseless, makem-tinged tripe. No surprise there then.

Have they taken the wolf jumping over the gate photo down?

It is, aye. I'd love to go there too.

Heh Heh.

Kitman C. --- Is capable of much better. Seriously, it's the weekend and some of us are stuck in a Small black cab in the middle / end of a recession with nowt better to do!!!!! Somebody start some other threads!!!! I'll rattle on about anything. You could always respond to acrossthepond in the as good as it gets thread nothing to respond too really, it's just angry man rant stuff....again. Just like all his contributions ( again in this thread). Nothing on topic, just a rant. Feel free to chat with him tho Avoiding direct questions and reducing threads to tedious look-at-me rubble...... Fop-esque tbh.

If your getting on in town and going to Gateshead it should be going southbound (unless Manc-Mag is driving). As soon as you see the park on your right, get off and double back on yourself.

Just off Saltwell Park isn't it? (north of).

I'd hope some sort of FC United of Newcastle might rise up from the ashes. Failing that.... Gateshead? Some other local non-league side?

Kitman C. --- Is capable of much better. Seriously, it's the weekend and some of us are stuck in a Small black cab in the middle / end of a recession with nowt better to do!!!!! Somebody start some other threads!!!! I'll rattle on about anything. You could always respond to acrossthepond in the as good as it gets thread

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What about left handed folk, are they allowed? The Latin for left handed is sinister, also meaning suggesting or threatening evil or danger. The French for left handed is gauche, also meaning ill-at-ease, awkward in social situations. I'm a lefty, what do those european cunts know?

Just watched the clip you posted in the greatest scenes thread. I see what you mean.

Alf Stewart must help write the Parliamentary Bills over there.

What do you reckon to Paul Lambert Leazes? Done a very good job at Norwich and has a Celtic connection. I'd be chuffed if he ended up here at some point, I like the way his teams play and his winning mentality.

Oh dear Nick Wirth strikes again:

I'll just move on to the next-best free site until there are none left. Then I'll look for some other way to get it free. Failing that, Ceefax!

Top on goal difference from West Brom. Forest 11 points behind in a distant third.

Pipe down, convict.

I can see all of that happening. Except the finishing 14th bit.