Ayatollah Hermione

“on the UEFA coaching course, there’ll be a chapter called “Weigman and her use of subs” fucking behave

Celebrating like they’ve won a years supply of Yankee Candles ffs

This ref is shocking, mind. She must be trying to get into the Mens game

Love how we’re experts after half paying attention to England’s games for a couple of weeks

Fancy putting this on at 5 o’clock. Their poor husbands will be starving

It’s only Fish who thinks that and the only thing he loves more than tricky wingers are incredibly tortured metaphors

People have been giving out about our transfer window but, in the space of 7 month, Maxi has went from being our best player to way down the pecking order behind Trippier, Bruno, Botman and Joelinton. Not a bad 7 month that

The 60 Bilbao fans yesterday made more noise than the Sunderland crowd usually do as well

If Maxi wore a flat cap instead of a headband, Wykiki would want him made captain

Couldn’t be fucked dealing with Burnley and their clamp head manager. Kompany will spend half the negotiations prattling on about Nelson Mandela

How can a team owned by PIF be under equipped to buy a Leicester player? They want to remember who came out the better in the Ayoze Perez deal before they try and wear the big boy pants

He’ll not be replacing Murphy as Murphy will be replaced with some 19 year old prospect in due course who’ll take his role as 3rd choice on either side. We have to remember that we’ve only seen so much of him because it’s pre-season. Fraser and Almiron will be on the right, ASM and Fraser will be on the left and Anderson can cover both. He is fucking hard work though so can understand the desperation to bin him off

I’m leaning towards Maddison considering he’s the only one of the two I’ve actually seen

I’d never heard anything about our owners being dodgy before, like. Are you sure about this?

Midfield of Bruno-Joelinton-Maddison is absolutely tug-worthy. Shelvey, Willock and Longstaff are fully dependable back-ups as well

Great to see us get at a team of their quality and the fitness was through the roof. Was only really in the last ten minutes when there was tired legs. Nice to see that players that will be subs next year looking useful and full of confidence too. We can use 5 subs next year so that could be massive if the likes of Anderson and Fraser can make a genuine difference when coming on

Not a chance Anderson is going anywhere, like. He’ll be first choice by March

Got to give some credit to Sean Dyche for finding a system and plan that made Chris Wood get double figures 3 seasons in a row

oh aye, who wanted that again? the hangover mist of doom only cleared on Wednesday

Amateurs can’t get the sound and vision working together Someone is getting sacked after this weekend

5 minutes of frantic troubleshooting and it’s still fucked Hire a professional outfit for this shit, man, fuck me

what a fucking embarrassment. Burn the website down and start again

Really hope Munoz comes on. I can’t wait to see how crap he is