Ayatollah Hermione

What stage are at in the Boom-Bust cycle atm? Have to be close to the manager hounding bit

Two kids trying to outdo each other with “My Dad” stories at dinner time in Primary School.

Much like our new signing, I, too, am a Svelte Botman

Borderline Boilers is what you’re after, I believe

Gordon will be a big time flop at a proper club. He’ll even flop at Spurs as well

He needs to pick one of those names and stick with it

Christian Eriksen is on a free transfer. There is absolutely no way we’re going to be putting money down for the Young Tory of the Year if that’s still on the cards

I’m willing to put good money on the line that Aston Villa will be nowhere near us by the time 2027 rolls around. They’ll have had 4 managers for a start and Eddie Howe will be in the apex of building his mega team

These Ashley bandwagon jumpers, man

They could send 100 after me and I would obliterate them all with my finely honed capoeira skills

Dominating the airwaves Interrupting tonight’s episode of Amsterdam Eastenders like Diana has died again

This whole signing sensibly and improving the team whilst not weakening it is taking some getting used to

They’re back earlier than I expected tbf Must be down on the horses this week

Exactly, it’s fucking great

Wonder if there’s anything he could tweak that wouldn’t see him receive abuse? Not that I disagree with it, like

I quite like him these days. That video of him dossing about at the Hoppings is the work of a man who knows exactly what to do to get a reaction out of people. That kind of thing has a ceiling but it’ll all be knocked on the head when his parents are sick of paying anyway

Aye, I think he’s a better keeper and could potentially have 3/4 seasons as the number one if he shows he’s up to it

That’s a big testicled move from our lot, for sure. Sending out a fairly clear message to any other agents who want to fuck about. Putting that money to Rafinha is a great shout

Give them Almiron and £30 million for him. This is definitely how transfers work

Fucking hell, Villa I think the locals might well whinge a bit quicker when this season doesn’t go quite according to plan

More important to look the part than be the part. Saying that, the Tories can’t even do that these days so he fits right in. The fume from people who packed in years ago who now think they should have priority btw No matter what powerful message you thought you were sending, the result is the same. You gave up your ticket, get in the queue, you’re not special

Jesus Christ. How in the fucking hell have we ended up here?

Jose Fonte has been on Talksport, casually dropping that Botman is coming

So, essentially no new investment from anywhere going into this Championship season? Lovely

Ekitike’s agent is clearly throwing names like Madrid and Bayern around so we throw some more scratch his way IMO. Like I said, he sees the gravy train on this kid and he’s trying to chance a payday. If he does sign for us, the first thing I’d be getting Ekitike to do is fuck that agent off