Ayatollah Hermione

“Should we do the photo for the contract signing inside?” ”ah, get the table on the pitch, it’s a lovely day to be sure to be sure”

Fair enough, never really considered it as a would-be theme park exhibit. I probably will give one a go because why not? Not Queen though, maybe if there’s a hologram Jeff Buckley one day

Not to discredit the whole hologram experience but wouldn’t you get a better experience out of watching a good tribute band? I saw a Swedish ABBA tribute band that had full backing, all the gear and everything else and it was fucking mint. Went out and bought a a Volvo off the back of it

How many billionaires they up to now?

Fake account. Howay man Howay, get it together!

People say he’s good but people say that about anybody who has a half-decent season for someone trendy so this could go either way

Botman and Diaby close says The Echo. Also reckons Ashworth is imminent. Here we fucking go, boys. They’ve had a few days off and back on the gear for the window ahead

Here, I demand 6 day bans for anyone talking about that Casey fantasist

Working alright for me on the iPad but did notice it was a bit slow on the laptop the other day. Then again, that thing is a piece of shit with a dodgy wi-fi adapter so I wouldn’t read into that too much.

RIP Tommy Vercetti

Lol @ Villa signing the players we wanted for survival to try and kick into the top 6. Nice effort. And us stumping up for the compo for Ashworth is a case where we had to blink eventually. Putting Howe in that would-be DoF position all summer is asking for him to burnout

Let him crack on. There can’t be many left who will actually listen and even less left who believe him.

As always, it’ll soon change when Millwall twat them next season and they’ll lose their rag

Villa are going to act quickly and think they’ve sewn things up and we’re just going to sneak in and sign the actual quality. For example https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/newcastle-ready-to-break-transfer-record-for-50m-midfielder-lucas-paqueta-85djxc9pq

Anything from a credible source?

I know Wykiki has mentioned the podcast with Shearer on but the reality is that it's even worse than he implied. I'd swerve it unless you want to bring up your tea.

Why don’t you just try and get free garden furniture on Facebook instead?

Fucking sitting on a full sofa in the garden

I’ve settled down on Longstaff getting a new deal after the end to the season. If he can come in and do a job when required, why not? He’ll probably be on a comparative pittance anyway. Maybe with Howe working him properly in pre-season, he might start looking good again

Wonder if George Caulkin will do a big swear on the podcast like he does when he shoehorns it into his articles. He really is the bad boy of NUFC journalism

Where’s this narrative come from that Liverpool don’t have much money btw? They’re fucking loaded

Glad it’s not just me that thinks Almiron has somehow lost more weight. Looks like Gollum playing 5 a side these days

So that’s free beer and free chocolate he’s managed to get along with his massive wage packets Does this greedy cunt pay for owt?

I assume a lot of the thinking behind Henderson is that, if he settles and comes good, he could well be our keeper for the next 6-7 seasons