Ayatollah Hermione

An easy 3 points at home for us most seasons is about the best I can think of.

If you look at the 7 players Howe is wanting shot of, you could probably make an educated guess at the positions we’re looking at. Rashford would be an incredible signing if they can pull that off. People turning their nose up at him have lost the plot.

I certainly did

I’m wondering where Shelvey’s apologies for playing fucking shit were in the last 2 seasons tbh

CT, sum it up

She who must be fed wouldn’t be too impressed by the portion sizes. Would be a ** review, I’d bet

Might lose the odd French kid to Palace because of him from the Halifax adverts but more fool them

I also got that Whoever this was, thank your lucky stars that you didn’t subscribe to some dodgy dragon porn Patreon.

We play Everton two days before their FA Cup quarter final so that could well play into our hands. Whether it be in squad rotation or all of their players thinking ahead to the big one, it’s a test of Lampard who, let’s be honest, doesn’t seem up to it.

We could easily beat Spurs away if Conte has been listening to Leonard Cohen all week and sends them out depressed. If he’s been on the Italo-Disco, we’re fucked

Just back from a couple of days in Edinburgh once more. If you’re ever up there, get to Tapas3. Proper Spanish tapas affair and the lass serving me had a nice big arse. ***** from me

I always get a couple of bottles of Ichnusa when we order in from Crust Social in Tynemouth. I can confirm that it goes lush with their pizzas, which are fucking unreal.

Everything will be fine when we go to Burnley on the last day and twat the life out of them

I love posts like this. Just so much football tribalism and anger for no apparent reason. Keep it up

Was he drinking yards of ale? Of course, they’d look like normal sized glasses in his hands

Soft cock. Should have karate chopped him in the neck to let him know that his special treatment is over

Howe didn’t seem impressed with Bruno for fucking about in the box at the death, mind. Bruno went over for a bit of congratulations and got a right bollocking

Winning while not at your best is the sign of champions tbh

If Emil Krafth is reading this, your man is wearing bright yellow and has a full fucking Brian May Barnet, can you try following him for a bit?

No chance of a draw in the Premier League this weekend

I can’t get over how shite that ginger yank is for Norwich. Probably too busy thinking about NASCAR to be any good at football

I can understand that viewpoint but, I’ll take 14th now tbh. Especially after the shambolic start to the season. Next year is the time to properly look up

Boro have been very good here. Conte will be like Morrissey in his post match interview, the temperamental fucker

People always talk about wanting Saint-Maximin dropped and then when he plays, he drops three of the other teams defenders on their arse and reminds everyone that he needs to play as much as possible. He’s a total game changing wild card when he’s on song.