Ayatollah Hermione

imagine the slander cases that could pile up against Wykiki

Right, time to open up that doping investigation for last summer. A fucking preposterous anomaly. Throw that 100m sprinter in as well, that was dodgy as fuck

Sounds like something MF would get up to. Giving his lass the old Dirty Grimsby

I think his full name is “FOR FUCK SAKE, MAN SAINT-MAXIMIN, STOP BEING A SMART ARSE”

When I see that Howay has replied, I’m brewing a pot of tea and settling in for the ride.

Probably worth a fiver, I’d say. They’re well capable of it in the form they’re in. I can’t see them dropping many points before the end of the season and, if they get past Man City in the FA Cup semis, it might give them the boost in the title race. You’d fancy them over two legs against anyone in Europe too and they’re used to winning finals now. I might have a flutter, I’ve talked myself into it

A shame about GT7 because the driving itself is fantastic and the single player portion is pretty good, if slightly repetitive but it does help you learn the courses for multiplayer. But, once more, they can't get out their own way with fucking microtransactions, as Tom says. I'm sure the release of updates, new tracks and such forth will help but atm, it's hard to recommend. Even finding a decent multiplayer lobby is hard work. Stick with Gran Turismo 3

My mate has epilepsy and, obviously he's not 76, but it came on pretty quickly and abruptly as you described. Other than not being able to drive, he seems to manage it well enough but it took them fucking ages to land on the right dosage and the right medication for him. There could be plenty trial and error ahead if your old man is the same. Hopefully he's not too bad and hopefully it's a lot easier for him.

Didn't realise that Wing Chun was a type of martial art. I just assumed he was starting trouble in the local Chinese for free chips.

Starting to spread like wildfire again at our place. One lass is off and it sounds like it's kicking her all over atm. Seems like it's on her chest and she can barely breathe with it but, in reassuring news, none of the managers know the protocol so if it comes my way, I'm staying off and demanding full pay and claiming managerial ignorance/incompetence if I'm docked.

Stats are for lameazoids who need validation for their opinion on something they’ve just watched. FACT

Still quite mad that we have a full Brazilian international playing for us. Really, any international that isn’t playing for the one of the countries that make the numbers up is a novelty

Fish, you have just been given a lesson in CONCISION. I suggest you revise.

Depends on the game I’d say. If you’re hitting teams on the break, I’d say Shelvey as he sees those passes quicker than anyone else we have. I still say Willock’s future lies further forward once Howe can get us playing the way he wants.

I think it’s both of us and shit like this is precisely why. What a shitwit.

Don’t you waste that 7 pound winnings now

Buck Touchdown or whatever he’s called will be having a good old bit of meat loaf to celebrate tonight

Series S with Game Pass seems like the best deal you can get atm. Short of being a dirty PC pirate. PS5 is a good bit of kit but only really worth it if you're a massive fan of their PS Studios games tbh. Some have been good, some have been boring as fuck but the PS5 is decent if you have a struggling PS4 that cries when it tries to play things like Last of Us 2. It handles them brilliantly. Other than that, Xbox with Game Pass has a constant library of great games, all of their first party titles like Forza, Gears, Halo etc. and the pick of the indie bunch, not to mention EA Play bundled in. For your yearly price, you get obscene value. Almost to the point where you don't need to actually spend money on games.

Poormond, more like

Fuck me, we're not going to hear the end of this by Wednesday. He'll be pre-writing his own obituary by the time we play Spurs

They were but I'll forgive one off night after such an unexpected run. Everton were always going to have one night like this at home from now until the end of the season and, as the world has always worked, it was probably going to end up being us. That negative result against Spurs hasn't happened yet. After we had two weeks in Dubai, they came back like world beaters so same again, Eddie.

We'll absolutely do Leicester at home btw. When we get to Norwich, they'll be down and Wilson could well be fit. Chuck in a couple of games against Palace and Wolves who are similarly on easy street and baby, you got a stew going. Would be canny funny if we fucked up the title race for either Liverpool or Man City, which is well possible. I don't mind which since fuck them both

It's our first crap performance in 11 games, man. In modern NUFC times, that's practically a miracle. 2 weeks off, we'll be ready to go and take the game to Spurs.

Everton and Leeds pulling away from the current bottom three leaves the bottom three almost nailed on to go down ffs Aye, we were shit there but we're off the back of a 9 game unbeaten run where the prospective 10th game was ruined by crooked refs. This has been the first shit performance of 2022 and the opposition weren't much better. We're on the right track. And I know we all hate Everton but christ.

Some of us see a season as 38 games, not a rolling 90 minutes. I'm even starting to sympathise with Gemmill.