Ayatollah Hermione

8-0 win and Joelinton to plant a Ukrainian flag in the turf at full time

That photo is a bit dodgy out of context

I mentioned the Europe crack in jest in the match thread but how long do you wait before it’s a genuine prediction? Considering the middle of the Premier League is a place where everyone takes points off each other and we have a pretty big advantage over a lot of those clubs in terms of attracting players and it seems like Eddie Howe is the real deal, it feels like an genuine possibility. Obviously, the results this year will tail off as we get towards May but if the performances and standards remain as high as they are, with some real quality signed and a good start, we’ll be flying next year, I reckon.

Given the fact that Tyrone Mings is a fucking liability, how THE FUCK hasn’t Dan Burn been called up for England? Left footer, good with the ball, class in the air, a good organiser. By all accounts, he’s been this good for Brighton all year.

Mint how Big Ed isn’t front and centre in the team photos. You just know that if the likes of Pardew had thought of it, he’d be at the front, giving it Hulk Hogan

Linked with Man United this silly cunt If you ever needed proof that this man had a loser mentality, this escapade is proof enough. Let’s hope they appoint him

When this kid gets fully settled, he’s going to be fantastic. Wilson’s runs will suit his game down to the ground

Lovely. This kind of thing happening is empirical proof that we’re out of the Ashley dark ages and tunnelling head long to success town. These sorts of results don’t come to losers, baby and that’s why Ralph Hassenhuffl is always on the losing end

Thought Wood looked excellent almost immediately after he scored. The confidence went through the roof

Definitely considering a bet on us getting European qualification next season. Especially once Howe shifts the dreck and gets some proper depth + Trippier and Wilson back

It’s hard to believe that we’re never going to lose again but it seems like that’s the way it’s going. Eddie Howe is the fucking boy

Vote that we send that Bruno goal to potential alien species as an example of the pinnacle of humanity

If anything, I’d put Almiron left and move Fraser to the right

That was my first thought. Nice to see Howe has a shithouse side

The right hand side is fucking chronic Would be tempted to put Manquillo on for Murphy and just give up attacking that side

We’re going to miss Joelinton in the middle, like. Especially with Romeu carrying on like a cunt all game. Will take a point now, especially with how threadbare that bench is

Just get the players to fund their own transport. Would love to see Jorginho missing the away game because RyanAir lost his bag.

Another one to add to the pile of clubs we’ll power past. There you are, Chelsea. Take a seat next to Spurs and Man United

Surprised he can pay for his phone bill. Must have one of those £4 sims with about 200mb on

Would gladly take a point but I have a horrific premonition of Fraudy Ralph, in his wank driving gloves, fist pumping away and talking about justice through a veil of tears in his post-match interview.

just in general. I can’t even be arsed but the proliferation of stats are useful if you’re an employed data analyst and can hand it off to the manager who can do something about it in actual footballing terms. People parroting this shit without actually watching the players or teams in question have, amazingly, found a new way to talk total shite about football. Joelinton was fucking lazy at times as well. Just because he ran around aimlessly like a lost horse doesn’t mean he was contributing effectively.

Fucking Poorator, more like

Got to be a striker we can bring to take Gayles place on the bench. A Facundo Ferrerya type, if you will

Bit of a grower but it’s wicked. The album that is

So, instead of just saying “this team is wasteful” we have to endure this shite?