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Ayatollah Hermione

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  1. Ayatollah Hermione
    I’d take a point now tbh. Just keep the run going, keep steadily getting points on the board and keeping steady. Unless we score early then I want them twatted
  2. Ayatollah Hermione
    Watching some of the shite in the top half, we should be knocking right on that door next season
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    He’s some boy, like. We’re also seeing that he’s getting a tune out of the squad as a whole with Murphy coming in and fitting in seamlessly and also coping without Trippier. I can’t wait to see what we look like when the summer sees another 4/5 players of genuine quality come in
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    Saw Alex Neil being interviewed and he had the haunted eyes already. Poor fucker has only been in the job a few weeks and the grim cloud of doom that is Sunderland has changed him already
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    Great side to watch these days, long May it continue. They were lucky half time came when it did, I reckon we were another attack away from scoring a third
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    I’ve played enough Metal Gear Solid to know that if you take enough diazepam, your aim is steady enough to take the lad on the top out before he has a chance to aim
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    I’d want to be a sniper.
  8. Ayatollah Hermione
    If Eriksen plays, we’ll lose and he’ll score a screamer and play some unreal pass to lay one on. That’s just how it works for everyone else
  9. Ayatollah Hermione
    Also, Eric Dier back playing regularly at centre half means he’ll be back in the England team. Just accept that now
  10. Ayatollah Hermione
    For Englands sake, I’m glad Sessegnon is getting a run of games. I still remember where he tore us apart under Rafa in the Championship and he was only about 17 then
  11. Ayatollah Hermione
    If we finish below this shower, we’ll be relegated. Chronic
  12. Ayatollah Hermione
    It’s a light-hearted, easy watch so I can see why you’d hate it
  13. Ayatollah Hermione
    The Cuphead Show - Absolutely masterful 40s animation with some of the most perfectly timed visual gags you’ll ever see. I’m buckled
  14. Ayatollah Hermione
    Isn’t the rumour that Putin is ill or has Parkinson’s or what have you? If that’s true, he’s on his way out and he doesn’t really care if it takes everyone with him tbh
  15. Ayatollah Hermione
    Well, we had a good run
  16. Ayatollah Hermione
    Shows how many drubbings we got under Ashley’s watchful eye that I can’t even remember this one Who even scored for us?
  17. Ayatollah Hermione
    We’ve just condemned ourselves to defeat here with this crack, mind
  18. Ayatollah Hermione
    Letting the side down by not doing it in 2 minutes 22 tbh
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    What was the game where we played Dyer as a lone striker, well after his legs had gone, and we ended up winning? Was that the Southampton game? That's also reminded me of the constant links to Boa Morte when Souness was manager. His name was in the Chronicle more than Eddy Eats
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    Best thing about this crack from them is that, up to now, it seems fairly apparent that our lot have spent the last however long it's been, learning how to NOT do what clubs like Everton have done and spunk a shit load of money on shite. Even the first few years of Man City having mad money, we seem to have skipped that bit and been scarily sensible. Ashworth coming in almost single-handedly assures that we will never be what the mackems want us to be and that's even funnier.
  21. Ayatollah Hermione
    What is nailed on though, is that they'll find a new way to fuck up this season. Sacking the manager when they could have well hit a run of form at any time and exposing themselves as skint charlatans is certainly a good start but they'll find someway to fuck it up royally on the pitch too. My pipe dream is Defoe missing a penalty on the last day and ensuring they miss the playoffs.
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    He'll probably fake a heart attack. No Dane is going to outdo Mike Dean
  23. Ayatollah Hermione
    If it all kicks off in Russia, let’s hope the lads at Bang Bros get the very best adult movie starlets out and integrated into the United States before they see damage
  24. Ayatollah Hermione
    God help Eriksen when Chris Wood is around. Asking him if he’s still got the heart for football and such
  25. Ayatollah Hermione
    Underrated moment in STID, that Just totally baffled onlookers while drug casualty, Methven raves away off his tits
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