Ayatollah Hermione

Make no mistake

Losing Trippier will have a massive effect but those 10 points he’s been involved in could have well saved us already. Thought Burn slotted in like he’d played next to Schar all his life and, while Lingard is comfortably a better player than Fraser, you’d never get the level of sheer graft out of Lingard that Wee Man brings. That’s the sort of thing that is crucial in the position we’re in. The likes of Lingard can wait. Also, fair fucks to Krafth when he came on. I assumed that was the death knell but, other than the first few minutes, I thought he was solid as owt. Maybe a Swedish international full back could be alright with a good manager? And make no mistake, Howe knows the crack. Give him the players he needs and we’ll be a good fucking team. Make no mistake

Only thing I really remember about Alex Neil is that Steve McClaren’s Newcastle United knocked 6 past his Norwich team so good luck

Next stop: Wrestlemania

Mind games, man

I think he's some ways better than Pope and the jury is out on Henderson for me, like. Ramsdale is going the right way but I think Southgate will trust Pickford for a bit yet. I think he's generally been pretty dependable for England too.

I’m not sure they live fondly in many peoples memories outside of Bolton. Certainly not the memory of Nolan and Davies elbowing their way through games

I’m howling. I picture him adjusting his spectacles before saying it

Never quite saw owt like that in Sam Jacks like

Wonder if anywhere is still doing pre-match totty ala Idols these days? Yet another thing the PC BRIGADE have stolen from us.

Behave He still had most of the "golden generation" and his England side was fucking terrible.

Villains? Wrong 'uns, more like.

If/when ( ) we win a cup, people will think I’ve eloped such will be the severity of my disappearance and the rapid emptying of my bank account. More fool them when I tell them I’ve spent it all on harmless alcohol

The confused old man is my favourite part

Tbf, I bet there’s a couple of decent, forward-thinking managers who would jump at the chance of managing Sunderland who have been put off by the fans or the total amateurs running the show. I’m not talking someone who could drag them through the leagues in some Football Manager or Howe style revolution but someone who could Instill some sort of competence. Luckily, neither fans or owners have the patience for it

If he didn’t have Steve Bruce as coach for 3 years, he might have a better footballing head on his shoulders. Then again, Maxi loves that fat cunt so maybe not

Please find and link to this exact post, I need to print it as a poster

He’s getting some wear out of that suit

I forgot about the Barbados trip Wasn’t it right when he would have got the vaccine too so let’s add manslaughter to the charges

I’m going to see if the BBC will commission a series where I find out if there’s anybody Wykiki actually likes. It will be 7,000 episodes long

Say "Janmaat" three times in the mirror and essembee will appear and throw acronyms at you for 72 hours

Would take a point here. As long as Palace win tonight. If they don’t, a 4-0 bollocking will suffice

I’d rather see Manquillo slightly out of position at LB on Sunday than Ritchie at this point tbh.

Does that man not know he’s jeopardising Everton’s special relationship with Sunderland?!

Definitely feels like the momentum is creeping on our side a bit. Never underestimate what general positivity and optimism about the place can do to a team.