Ayatollah Hermione

Glory hunters AOTS

No time for tactical talks, lads. This video message from Mad Jeff is just the 13 minutes long and its going to open your eyes, I tell you

Shit football journalists have been absolutely desperate for something like this to come along so they can play at being proper journos for once. Shame they’re all thick as fuck

Can’t remember who said it but he just makes the same points everyone else does but makes everyone wait a week longer so he can play with his crayons

Tbf, don’t Villa have that Danish bloke as DOF? I think, generally, under Smith their business was pretty good so if Gerrard coming in is the end of that, then that’s only a bonus

At Chelsea in general. Them at home first game of next season please, @ThePremierLeague

Nailed on his caravan is parked up next to some unsuspecting old woman’s open wi-fi signal so he can tweet constant bollocks on her dime

Sorry to hear that, mate. Hope you and yours are holding up alright

Fucking hell, how did I miss that? What a time to be alive

Started Deadwood again because there’s no need to watch new things when you can have the comfort of Timothy Olyphant booting some daft bastard down the stairs. Might go to Justified again afterwards to complete the Olyphant duology. I forgot that Ron Swanson shows up early doors with his cock out. Has anyone started Severance? Seems like the kind of vaguely high-concept sci-fi that’s up my street

I think at this point, Jamal Lewis is worth more and he's not even in our squad.

All the best with it all, Renton. I don't have too much to add but I will say that, I was sceptical about any sort of therapy but after a wobble around Christmas time, I had a quick course of it and the way they help you compartmentalise and deal with a lot of overwhelming issues in your head can't be overstated. It wasn't a case of getting things fixed, it was about sorting them and coming to grips with each of them in a place that's removed from the day-to-day living of them, if that makes any sense. It gives you a sense of clarity that can only come from actually sitting down and being honest with someone who actually has experience in that sort of thing. I hope you end up with a good one because it honestly helped me a lot. Life is such a constant effort and we're all juggling so much inside our heads, it's a miracle that we don't all crumble. Just having the honesty to seek help is strength in itself, mate.

Get onto them early doors, force them into mistakes, get the crowd on their back and then sit back and enjoy the chaos. Saint-Maximin to come back in and torture whatever is left of their back four

Laurent Robert

Not discounting the sentiment or the highlighting of these sorts of things but I do wonder if some people have these things queued up and ready to go for just about everybody.

Got to admit like, I haven’t got a fucking clue what the crack is now if you get it. Is isolation and such dependant on your specific employer?

YAAAS, slay queen

I hate when pundits bring up these ridiculous applications of the law like the refs ever consistently apply anything from whistle to whistle. Import refs tbh, the English crop are not up to it.

Unreal. “I had to lift my arms high, mam. Tell him off”

Hope Burn smashes through the interview set here and brays Havertz in the head with a chair

Good point about our missing players, like. I think you win that with Joelinton and a fit Saint-Maximin. Definitely with Wilson and Trippier, even though Manquillo did alright

Hope Howe sticks the boot into the refereeing in the post-match

How many yellows has this tragic cunt dishes out?! Should be reffing Sunday League next week