Ayatollah Hermione

he ducked his head on a cross before, are you sure?

Ritchie constantly leaving Salah in 15 yards of space is a bold tactic, you have to admit

Made the papers all about himself tomorrow. Mission accomplished

More fucking about on the edge of the box again, fuck me

If that was the other way round, Klopp would be bombing down the touchline, teeth blaring

Aye, fucking hell. Halfway tempted to put a Salah hattrick on

If we can get to a similar stage as Sunday without conceding and, as a result, completely losing our fucking mind, we might keep it to a healthy 5-0 loss.

Wor lasses mate is a nurse and apparently they’ve been told that all other clinics have been cancelled in order to jab people. Doesn’t really seem on that

I work close to there I would just keep the car moving and tell him to tuck and roll as he leaps

What kind of Cannonball Run scheme is that?!

Wife at work is sounding hoarse as owt today, she can get absolutely to fuck. I might demand she only speak to me from behind a closed door, she’s not ruining my Christmas

Howe not fucking about with Clark like

We just have to hope that Mike Dean wakes up in the mood to fuck about with Liverpool rather than us. He's a maverick, that one.

Botman is too funny a name for us not to sign him. This is a real test of the new ownership.

In the mood for January lockdowns, like. Providing they actually give some support to the hospitality industry and not watch as it all collapses to pave the way for more Amazon depression factories to shuffle everyone into.

Tongue-On-Brown. It's also my favourite sandwich

Can’t believe I’m seeing people say £30 million is too much for Trippier. These people have to get their Mike Ashley heads off.

George Martin only being 43 is mental to me, he looked in his late 50s at least

nar, never. You do realise it’ll spread like wildfire amongst unvaccinated players and eventually kill one of them?

Lots of worries about how the season could be postponed thanks to Omicron and the fact footballers are thick and won’t get vaccinated. Just null and void it tbh, would save us some arseache at least

Tbf, if you’re going to have a lockdown, January is the month to do it. Let’s all catch up on a bit of telly

Can he defend? He’s going to do nothing to help our inability to not make clumsy challenges every time an opposition player gets in sight of our box. He’s a player that reeks of Championship and if we’re turning to him, we’re relegated already

the penny has dropped, then?

Down. Yet another nice blast to the goal difference as well

Where did they find this ref?! I wouldn’t have him doing Sunday League games