Ayatollah Hermione

Almiron and balls over the top seems a decent shout for the last 20 minutes

Took a full two minutes for them to decide as well. It must have been heartbreaking when they couldn’t find a way to disallow it

Joelinton with his fucking slippers on

Saint-Maximin is getting right on my fucking tits here

If these score, I’ll get right on it. Toilet paper is already in the fridge

Not a chance they’ll only spend that. 40 million is going to be bare minimum on the defence alone

Willock a total liability as well. Grim scenes this

Just terminate his contract. Set an example to the rest of them

Sounds a lot but it’s riveting stuff tbh. Jackson has managed to weave the narrative through it all nicely and you’ve basically got a fly on the wall look at music history. Ringo could barely give a fuck

I’ve got a stomach bug and am currently shitting nee thicker than thread so these cunts better win.

Why is this fucking non-entity piping up these days? He was a shit sick note at his best

Good luck getting people to put them back on

If he’s fit, Dummett would be straight in at left back for me on Tuesday.

If he had a right foot, he could have toe punted the cunt. Would have been a more intelligent option than standing still and waiting to be tackled

Plus Fish probably still thinks we’ll stay up so ask yourself if you want to be in that company

I’m yet to be convinced there’s three worse teams than us. The damage those games in December can and will do to the already shit goal difference is essentially leaving us an extra point adrift and I can imagine that dealing in January is going to be harder than we think. 5 points adrift in November could easily be 10 points adrift by Christmas. This team is just not of the standard to win Premier League football matches. I can imagine Sheffield United fans saying the same this time last year and that was a wilful ignorance to the massive warning signs as well.

I wouldn’t look at the December fixtures if you want to keep this up btw Even with a good January, we’re probably fucked here. Bruce has us well done on both sides, the fat cunt

Player for player, this is clearly our worst back four ever, isn’t it? At least in reasonable memory. Even Schar, who can play a bit, is woefully slow and shit in the tackle.

Krafth I think it’s time to give up on this particular project, lads

Typical refs. Even when they’re given technology to do the work for them, they still can’t make a decision to save their life

Fraser for me. He’s just standing on the right hand side like a Metro Gnome

They’re unreal these two. Thick as a castle wall. Kane has got about 5 pens in international tournaments for fouls like that one on Schar and they were “stone wallers”

Howe must be wondering why this Ramsdale wasn’t at Bournemouth with him instead of his clear, flid twin brother

Remember those glasses he used to put on after we’d won a couple of games?

Some outrageous scenes down by the coast. Wor lasses mates roof has caved in (Calm down, MF) and all I could picture was The Wizard of Oz. The chimney has blown off and smashed into a load of cars, a caravan was overturned in the middle of the road. I wish it wasn’t through the night because there’d be some quality videos knocking about otherwise