Ayatollah Hermione

Tbf, if you’re going to have a lockdown, January is the month to do it. Let’s all catch up on a bit of telly

Can he defend? He’s going to do nothing to help our inability to not make clumsy challenges every time an opposition player gets in sight of our box. He’s a player that reeks of Championship and if we’re turning to him, we’re relegated already

the penny has dropped, then?

Down. Yet another nice blast to the goal difference as well

Where did they find this ref?! I wouldn’t have him doing Sunday League games

Watford will also probably sack Ranieri before the end of the season and replace with him whoever is managing FC Sporting Club De Spam Fritter so that could go either way

TBH, I think his World Cup squad days are well over unless there’s some massive injury crisis.

Canny chassis on her tbf. Wonder how she's aged.

Purely consistent with the kind of wretched output people with names like “@OohWine” put out into this world. Bet she calls people cockwombles and piss-puffins. I also bet Fish follows her

They should have to fill the gaps with their Masters players from a few year ago. Steve Guppy and Tony Cottee tek.

Can’t decide if that was a worse attempted distraction than it was an attempted COVID policy

Fair play to him. Hope this isn’t a purple patch like I’m fearing.

Makes it easy to measure for the new ones anyway. Or they can ask around to see who bought them off eBay and get them back

What I’ve seen of him this season has been good, think he can also play centre half which is an instant improvement on Clark or whatever other clown is there

I think they mention something in Get Back how they were going to work with Billy Preston on a harmony line for something, I can’t remember what.

Not nearly enough shots at “supermarket lagers” in there to be truly authentic.

McCartney’s face lighting up as soon as he heard Preston start playing was class. He knew immediately that they’d found what they needed

“Mrs Staveley…tear down this shitty wall (of signs)”

Reckon she might be the latter but that’s more of an inkling than a scientific evaluation. The government will need to fund me further

Got to think this is the year Burnley finally drop like one of MFs cliff side shits. 4 points off safety just before the hardest run of the season. What luck

We’ve definitely pied that Emenalo off. Law reported it in the first place and now he’s reporting this.

I did, aye, they were quality live. Could have done with an obscure cover of a Vanilla Fudge tune or something to help lengthen the run time a bit but all musicians were doing some fairly complex playing and hitting all the time changes and such on the button. Tight as a jockeys coffin. Got to have a bit crack with her as well. In my head I was very smooth but Trillians sells double rum and cokes for £4.30 so I was probably seconds away from getting knocked out.

Aye, if they could finish their tea, they’d be through. I’m not sure that was Charlton’s full team but if that’s the regular standard of League One, what the fucking hell are Sunderland playing at being stuck there for four seasons?

Mike Williamson’s Gateshead play out from the back. The one thing he could not do as a player, he’s built his team around. Piss taker

If anyone ever gives you shit about your diet, just remember The Beatles pretty much made an album in 2 weeks while only living on tea, toast, wine and tabs.