Ayatollah Hermione

Did you watch his series on Ali? I haven’t like but it’s on the list. Just in case you didn’t know about it since I know you like(d) your boxing

If I was a social media success, I would simply not talk shit and not be a cunt and avoid all dodgy comments. Helps that I’m easy on the eyes, of course!

Tbf, he’s also figuring out his best team. He can watch them in training all he likes but it can’t replicate actual games. Let’s not forget that Rafa actually played Steven Taylor once and that went about as disastrously for him as it did for Clark and he was never seen again. I’m certain this will be the same outcome

At first, Ritchie was wing-back out of necessity and you can just about justify playing him there but at left back in a four is insanity. Definitely only in because he shouts a lot

Or a thrilling sexcapade imported from Germany

Can tell that’s a classic Ryder article by the telltale use of “former Toon” before a reference to a past player there

Gemmill watches football for the first time in a decade and think he has it sussed. Worse than CT tbh

Can’t wait for the German phone footage of unvaccinated lunatics being chased through the streets by needle brandishing nurses. They’ll not take no for an answer, those Germans

Premier League is where the big money is, fellas. Can’t see them not wanting to crack that

PIF have just bought Inter Milan so there’s some easy signings sorted in January. As long as one of them isn’t Eriksen

I simply lean onto one cheek in a manner reminiscent of Steve McQueen manoeuvring a car through the tightly wound streets of San Francisco.

The old thread on here was the first I’d ever heard of anyone standing up to wipe their arse. It could not believe what I was reading

There’s had to be a disclaimer posted on our Christmas party poster now too so apparently not. Not a chance I’m turning up anyway but even less so at the minute. Bring on lockdown, I’m sick of going out in shit weather.

This is the longest he’s ever lasted without going full Thompers. He’s maturing in his old age

We’re about two games away from him being tried at holding midfielder, I reckon

If he could attack like he defends, he might be worth 40 million after all. Mind, he’s a big fucker, it’s high time that he chucked his weight about a bit

Im not having a go at Howe, he can only piss with the cock he’s got. But Im fucking sick of the likes of Hayden and Clark who should have been binned years ago still stinking up the joint. It’s total impatience on my behalf and I know they’ll be away sooner rather than later but fuck me, I’m at the end of my rope with them.

Rafa will do us a favour. Or they’ll sack him tomorrow night and Duncan Ferguson will have them smashing us all over

I’d honestly look at the players who have been doing well in the Championship and see who they think could make the step up. And then if/when we’re down, they’re ready made to lash the division all over

The level of graft was excellent, Joelinton’s defensive work was off the chain but I simply cannot stand by and watch these footballers much longer. I have had enough. We should use our money to move the transfer window forward a month.

Might see if there’s any implements to do some light pegging. Got to be more preferable to watching Isaac Hayden try to pass a football to a bloke in black and white

I hate these players like. Save about 2 of them, i actually can’t stand them. Watching them makes me furious

Hope Clark is currently being made to clean Shelvey’s half time shite off the bowl with his tongue

RIP

Shit refs who just want to use VAR as a crutch. If you’re not confident enough to call that in real time, you shouldn’t be managing at the top level