Ayatollah Hermione

Going to the shop now to buy some mixers just in case the power goes out and I need something to do.

Got to think he’ll get a look in, possibly against the likes of Norwich and Burnley. We might have a chance to develop the youth probably now that we have a coaching team who is willing to do more than the bare minimum

Howe back in, away win

Here, man, it can fuck off with this now, like. Nobody is impressed, Covid. Grow up.

Get him on to Ramatam’s debut album from whenever it was. Not sure it’s streaming but it’s all on YouTube since it’s Mitch Mitchell on the kit and some wife doing her best Hendrix and Blackmore impressions with bits of early 70s funk thrown in. Came up on a hard drive search (not by the police) the other day and it’s still a good time. Especially when pissed but he can wait a bit for that.

Came through when Howe was at Burnley too. Nailed on

I’ll forgive them if they buy out all the wank cocktail, gin and rum “parlours” in town and replace them with proper pubs

Aye, that’s the long and short of it. The prevalence of stats in crack between fans has only come about so kids who can’t kick a ball can pretend to know what they’re on about.

How dare the thread about our one exciting footballer descend into mind-numbing tedium

Tom, you have met me, I don’t believe Pedro has me beat.

Went to NINE for the match, went to the bar at 1-1 and still wasn’t served by the time it was 2-2. Sort it out, Staveley

#PoorForm #ShitCrackLumberJack

How long until another statement is put out telling people to stay the fuck away from the training ground?

Where’s showing the match in town these days that isn’t The Terrace or Shearers? DM if you don’t want to expose them

Just do another one in the morning and say it’s negative like Spurs did. “False positive” indeed

That’s objectively funny as fuck tbf Let’s hope it’s not Graeme “Safety First” Jones taking the reins.

Shelvey is just a lazy cunt who will only buck his ideas up under a proper manager. Give him an easy ride and he’ll take the piss.

Wouldn’t surprise me to see Shelvey start putting a bit of effort in during these early stages of Howe’s time. He’ll soon get sick of doing any work though so we’d best get the most of it now

Fish starts every long post like he’s a comic book villain about to do a monologue. Now you all have to live with noticing this every time out

Aye, well I’m 50 minutes in

One of the easiest, if not the easiest, goodwill gestures you can make and it sums Mike Ashley up that he couldn’t or wouldn’t even do that.

Loan him for a nominal fee in January and if he’s decent, get him for fuck all in the summer. The fact this needs explained is beyond belief.

That has to be the return of KSA in a new guise.

Aren’t Shelvey’s stats for goals and assists shite anyway?

What the fuck was hIs daughters mate thinking though? She had to be going through some form of breakdown