Ayatollah Hermione

Truly, truly, truly, the saddest bastards in world football.

I mean, you’re not wrong there

How the fuck have they allowed that?

Aye, terrible news that at any time of year but at Christmas, it must be even worse. Thinking of you and yours, mate

Yarm is near Boro, man

Sounds like whatever is coming in, could be from the 28th. Its very nice of COVID to swerve the bank holiday Monday since I'm off out in the afternoon.

I do think this might benefit us, providing Man Utd don't knock 5 past us. There'll be some tired legs around us come the end of this season. We still have to tap a rich vein of form and things are stacked against us but this is something that might help. Pinching Tarkowski could well relegate Burnley with their fixture pile up.

All I'm picturing is Samwise Gamegee celebrating a 20k win. Hairy feet off like the clappers.

Aye, I find this response from the journos a bit weird. I mean, their whole thing is attempting to be clever and looking monumentally stupid from day to day but fuck me, if you can't complain about that decision, what can you complain about? Do we have to have a minimum goal difference of -5 to complain?

Boris Johnson not expected to make announcement as he was caning the wine last night and is currently spewing his ring up. Tomorrow is another day.

I couldn't believe when they put that in. I'm all for telling kids the right things in school but Kompany had a touch of the Garth Crooks (not like that) about him there. Telling a bunch of kids that with an almost parodical straight face.

Did they take you into Morrisons cafe for a cup of tea and a sit down?

Have a look at Scran Bistro if you want some food in the afternoon. It’s excellent but is also a key indicator of why so many Scottish people die of devastating heart failure

Ashworth would be a quality decision. Work he’s done at England, Brighton and West Brom over the years has been pretty excellent

Trippier is flying to England over Christmas to finalise everything APPARENTLY

Dodgy Dub

I see Klopp is complaining that a key decision didn’t go his way. Didn’t seem to have much of an issue on Thursday night though, the camel gobbed shithouse.

Aye, there can’t afford to be one signing that needs time to bed in. Have to be on it from the jump

Right, get the season suspended

Digne and Trippier as full backs would be a genuinely unprecedented improvement. I mean, in the history of world football

Has Longstaff touched the ball yet?

Diego is so depressed, he’s turned Jamaican

Would honestly recall that Kell Watts and play him

Imagine keeping a week to week record of the refereeing in every game, man. Would look like kids making up a sport at break time

ASM is a couple of bandages away from turning out like The Invisible Man