Ayatollah Hermione

Thats genuinely why Every home ground needs to have an observed silence so it has to starts two weeks before.

Can someone explain to me how these Man United goals have been “special” Football coverage is absolutely rotten. Even more than ever

Can always count on some subsection of the world to take something valid and almost invalidate the entire thing with total fucking lunacy

Like I’m not wound up enough about our impending, nightmarish struggle against relegation, Sky are STILL trotting Martin Tyler out to ramble on like a lonely pensioner on a bus throughout this game

Luckily they’ve got the money for it. If you have to overpay for the players you need, so be it.

Tbf to Jones, he’s got exactly what we could have realistically expected out of these two games with these players i.e. a point. A new manager on Monday morning would be very welcome

This wanker is commentating on that James goal like it was Zidane in the Champions League final. It was practically an open goal and the bounce was perfect, you quim

Almiron would have had James closed down there. FACT

Nice to see us have any kind of defensive organisation and communication, at least. Reckon you probably need Willock on for a bit more energy in midfield because Longstaff moves like he’s got a piano strapped to his back.

Do you watch or listen to anything you know you like or do you purposefully set out to wind yourself up?

Quite a beatable Chelsea team if you ignore the keeper, the full-backs, Christensen, Thiago Silva and Kante in midfield tbf

Somehow still have three square footed centre halves on the pitch but at least Dubravka is back on the bench

We thinking the Queen is on the way out or does she have a couple more of these scares in her like Phillip?

Big fan of Hope cherry picking that quote out as well

Put my £5 free bet on us to win. Easy money

It’s definitely Huntington. I remember that mid-2000s hairstyle very vividly when he scored past Spurs

We can give them a hand when we buy Fatty and Pedri

Wor lass has two cats and one of them is a right little mardy bastard who will only engage on his own terms and sleeps 15 hours a day. He’s my hero

Wish our lads would neck a few of them before we play in it, fucking hell

Well, we have a new U23 manager at least. Lol at “Dick Man” but also lol at Sunderland having their man nicked from them. They have a decent record of handling youth tbf and that is, amazingly, NOT a joke about Johnson

This might be controversial but I think we should play our best players from now until the end of the season. I know, it’s a mad old opinion.

Do they really want the coverage to show how obscenely lucky they were with that offside decision, like? Hopefully they get Chelsea next round and their pummelling will be live on Sky for all to see.

Even for this forum, it’s taken a strange old turn tonight

These shots of absolutely gutted Man Utd coaches are outstanding.

Remember Nick whatever and his profile picture of his (I presume) massive head? Had the cold dead stare of a true killer.