Ayatollah Hermione

Have we managed to string two passes together in the second half?

Can’t wait for the sacking statement later tonight

The referee announced 7 minutes of added time before they went back in ffs. That’s how much time your medical emergency is worth

Bruce trying to look all continental in front of the new gaffers

How do we never ever mark the edge of the box?

I will spare no thought

Mind, inviting every single critical person involved in this takeover to the match is one way of hanging Bruce out to dry “being a cunt are you? Well, here’s all of your current and future gaffers here to watch you waddle around incompetently for 90 minutes” His sweat could fill an Olympic swimming pool

My mother give him plenty of abuse for it

My dad regularly burned every tea he ever made for me but I’m still not going around telling people he’s a good cook

Decided that we should sign Adama Traore because him on the right and ASM on the left would be absolute chaos but would be worth it for the 3 games a season where they both turned it on at the same time and we would muller someone 7-0

I have a strong aversion to prequels because most characters lose something the more backstory you give them so no thank you. You can keep it, Gemmill. Put it away

It would be a top-rate power move if the new owners had the new manager sitting in the stands on Sunday. If possible, shine a giant spotlight on him when Bruce walks out.

One of them is apparently Son so 4-0 home win.

Is it called "The Labour Club" because everyone in it is hard work?

All their chat about wanting to do things the professional and patient way and this fucking clown is starting fights with journalists

1000 games to win nothing

Isn't referring to someone as "very professional" a byword for "acted like an absolute cunt" in these sorts of things?

Looking for jobs is a bigger headache than actually being in the one I have now. Managers elsewhere being 3 HOURS late to ring me for a phone interview with no explanation or even attempt at an excuse is the latest one, fucking hell. What kind of message does that send to anyone wanting to join their company? Not to mention the company that expected me to ring them for my interview when I rang them asking what the crack was about them not ringing. Not to mention companies leaving ads on websites after the closing date and e-mailing to tell me it was finished weeks ago. Everyone has completely lost their head since COVID.

A rave 2-star review on Waterstones. Get me a signed one!

He will. It'll be absolutely fucking brilliant. Hope that every time he gets dog's abuse, it cuts to the new owners giving him daggers.

He must have been in A-Right-Mess!

“Hope we get a result” Couldn’t help himself

First time Keown hasn’t come across as a miserable, try-hard bellend. Much improved, he’s halfway to an average pundit now

I don’t give a hot gay fuck. He’s wavered entitlement through gross incompetence. Emphasis on “gross”

What a greedy fat cunt he truly is. I’d put the cunt on gardening leave until he chose to resign.