Ayatollah Hermione

"Bone Saw Dude" is an objectively, very cool name to have tbf

Could well be sacked on 999 games in management Go on, fuck off and get your "milestone" somewhere else

Sounds like the Premier League blinked first. Who was it that said they didn't fancy going through arbitration? Fair fucks

Wasn't the theory going that it's someone high-placed within the club?

Just bought some Bulleit Bourbon the other day. RIP to my productivity if this is confirmed in the next few hours. Havent know excitement like this since that deadline day when we signed Sibierski

CAULKIN BABY

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/7fc85698-26a5-11ec-9d7f-240ccd0a3a50?shareToken=033aed0aeca96029f45d7f55387d3eef "The Premier League has now been provided with written assurances that the Saudi state will not interfere with the running of the club and that only the PIF will be involved in Newcastle operations along with minority shareholders. Any breach of that undertaking could lead to directors being suspended. The minority shareholders are set to be Amanda Staveley’s PCP Capital Partners, who will have a 10 per cent stake in the club, with the other 10 per cent going to property developers Simon and David Reuben. Staveley is still expected to be given a role at the club, at least in the short term."

If it does go through, part of me hopes they do something mental like employ the most successful manager in Al-Hilal history

I don’t think there’s any ruling against the state not being involved with the club. Seems like they were unhappy with that state committing piracy against their own league. This is a negative-free zone, please check yourself.

If it’s a choice between this awful shitty-arsed Steve Bruce era or another 3 months of takeover bollocks, I’m all in on the latter. Let’s risk crushing disappointment all over again

Aye but the little smug yellow cunt is drinking his coffee

Watched the first one last night and started up hating the dubbing and then ended up loving it. The contrast between the awful dubbing with the wooden acting and the absolute nightmare unfolding on screen turns it into an even more unsettling, David Lynch nightmare

It’s not the band Japan, I will say, it’s a band FROM Japan

The new Sufjan Stevens album is taking up most of my time at the mo, a real return to form. Also, more Japan https://youtu.be/aj8rDCTulG8

Luke Edwards spotted

Apparently the pitch was too wet this afternoon.

I have a new theory that, come January, when this hearing inevitably goes tits up, that’s when he’ll get peddled. Ashley will keep him here, thinking he’ll eventually be someone else’s problem

Saint-Maximin pretending to be injured like he usually does when he’s had a mare

Ritchie’s deliveries are giving me a migraine, fucking hell.

If Bruce had any self-respect, he’d fake a heart attack at full time and resign on sickness grounds

God bless fanny Portuguese keepers

Nevermind. Send in Mark Hughes to save the day

I think we might snatch it today. This Wolves manager has “Sacked by Christmas” written all over him.