Ayatollah Hermione

Fucking hell, Rondon was bald when he played for us. Townsend must be making a fortune from referrals from his hair plug supplier

A specially trained force that sneaks into Europe to bring back entire kilos of pasta under nightfall

Mind, it doesn’t say much for Jones either watching the state of that team last night.

The Sky duo are already at it. Leeds could have had four if Bamford wasn’t such a Tory daft shite

he is as well

Murphy for Joelinton seems an obvious change so I expect Hendrick to come on

I think everyone needs to remember that 20 years ago was 2001 it’ll be considerably older than that

Fucking unreal. This could well be a night where Bruce’s ridiculous luck comes in

This defending is making some of the Pardew and Carver sides look well organised

The very space these have got every time they go forward, man. You’d think we had 9 men

92 goals conceded in what, by my maths, is about 50 games

Praying for it to get proper ugly now. Come on, surely everyone has been drinking since they finished graft, get cracking

The differences in the games were ridiculous sometimes. Especially for arcade ports like Pac-Man where the entire maze is completely different because of the limitations. And then you have the blatant rip offs of things like Mario Bros that random blokes would make in their bedrooms to try and make a bit of cash before anyone noticed. Things like KONGO KONG http://www.gamebase64.com/game.php?id=4183&d=18&h=0

Elite:Dangerous is the reimagining for the new generation. I tried it and it baffled me at the best of times so watching you lot try will be like watching a dog trying to do a card trick.

Training at tea-time Bit of a hangover, Brucey?

Bitmap Books make excellent visual compendiums and histories of consoles like the Spectrum if you old-timers want to go down a nostalgia hole. Full of stories and behind the scenes chat if you’re like me and like hearing how these mentalists managed to find shortcuts around the limitations by soldering circuits together and all sorts

I suppose the one plus about COVID is that, aye, it might have killed off some sound people but right now, the chances of it killing complete cunts are the highest they’ve ever been

Ooh, I’ve really missed racist ethnic stereotypes in our comedy. Men in drag making gay innuendos as well. Maybe Chubby Brown can guest on the first episode of the Big Break reboot

Bruce also “inherited” Allan Saint-Maximin and 40 million pound Joelinton not to mention Wilson the season after

Still chuckle at Spurs being stuck in the UEFA Conference League AKA the Intertoto Cup 2. Kane playing as well because he wants to stat pad against random European shite. At least we had the good grace to play Sibierski.

He wants better players, he’s fighting with the fans, the players and now the higher-ups. The media can’t stand him and are picking holes in his press conferences on a daily basis and every 90 minutes is an exercise in futility and helplessness as he watches the opposition tear his flimsy game plan to shreds. All of this could be solved if he just walked away. Shame he’s such a greedy fat, money hoarding cunt

Do we even have a full squad to put out? Seems like Brucey’s patented fitness program has done another few players in. Bet365 have given me a free fiver and I’ve put it on a red card to be shown. Once this game unravels, it’ll go drastically wrong.

Paper planes ffs Shut Twitter down, it’s helping nobody

Should Edwards really be going on the radio while clearly half-cut?

Norm MacDonald This has been a shite few weeks for celebrity deaths, mind