Ayatollah Hermione

Jenas and Rio Ferdinand on BT Punditry duty is like something you’d only read about in Dante’s Inferno

Fucking finally! See you suckers, I’m off to see who is paying over the odds for me to toot around on a forklift all day

Our official FB page put a post on about his retirement as well ffs A load of mouth breathers shouting “ALLWAYS PLAYD FOR THE SHIRT NOT LIKE THE ONES WHONDONT NOW” like he wasn’t absolutely fucking horse shit

It’s amazing how little knowledge this lot have of any sort of trained work, isn’t it?

Aye, that was a shit idea as well.

These fuckwits almost make you take the Premier League’s side

Southampton are fucking shite, mind. Everyone was tugging them off because they got a point off Man City but they haven’t scored this month and their manager is on the touchline dressed like somebody off Big Break. Get rid of them, sick of it

What a career of absolute fucking dreck that is. It’s actually quite staggering when it’s all written down

Reckon at this point, Johnson would consider calling in the army if there was a cat stuck up a tree. He’s obsessed.

Even two of the judges scored it a lot closer than I would have thought. He looked wrecked and therefore, I can conclude, that I would box Joshua’s lugs in

Would be mad if the same judges gave it to Joshua

Losing that after the sheer amount of chances they afforded it definitely makes not signing a back-up to Wilson an even better decision.

Uncultured swine

Some kid just got the soul punched out of his body on the undercard

And Leeds let us off with their shite finishing as well What planet is this clown on?

They’ve had a gentle start like but hardly their fault and you still have to go out and win. Anyone who knows anything about football could listen to Potter speak or watch his teams and see that he’s obviously a good coach and is capable of putting out a good balanced side and they’re now finally putting the chances away, which they didn’t last season so he needs credit for that too So it makes sense that Luke Edwards thinks he’s shite.

Aye, the idea that young people are all some nebulous force that will all vote to the left in record numbers in the future is a seriously blinkered one. Spend any sort of time in warehouse or manual labour environments and you’ll find out that most of them are still racist as fuck, thick as fuck or simply don’t even have any awareness of what’s going on beyond hating all immigrants. If that lot do vote, you can bet your last fiver it’ll be to some party on the right.

I made a lovely jambalaya last night if that cheers everyone up

What did he say when it happened last season? And the season before that?

It was canny funny, when we were in terrible form last season over Christmas, Mark Hughes was suddenly rocking up on telly and being asked questions about us Shameless

I remember that shot he had against Sunderland from outside the box. I think it’s only just reached the net now.

Genuinely thought he was bald ah well, chalk another one up to the drink

Jimmy Graves, I’d say!

I know that because I think “what a shit hole, I bet only Toontastic’s proper scruffs would get a sandwich in there” when I go past

I think I know HMHM means but I can’t remember the name of it either Fairly sure it’s not on Google Maps but I go past it on the bus every day