Ayatollah Hermione

Quite empowering to think that, either way, we're going to be the swing result in the title. Liverpool beat us and it's us beating Man City that was the difference. We beat Liverpool and then that's the difference. Once more, Rafa Benitez is always fucking over everyone's plans and it's great.

Get in, Rafa. Far too many managers talking about how they wouldn't want to disrupt the game and sabotage the "entertainment". Like football is a show in which racism must occasionally be tolerated, rather than eradicated.

Pretty sure there’s no dress code in the Milburn bar other than the regular dress code of “don’t look like a tramp” Even then, people cut it fine. As for bars, the area directly around the ground has a mix of everything. Shit lager but tidy boilers in Shark Bar, The Strawberry and The Trent for more strait-laced boozers, Bar Loco for your more “Talking Heads B-Side” vibe and then Madisons if you want to see a load of young’uns bray about a dark room to Europop.

Just give them £10 million and Gayle. That's how simple football transfers are.

Sounds like something a pair of jabronis would watch

Americans go batshit over host shows tbf. It’s the only place that most of them get their pop culture news. Look at Saturday Night Live, that’s been the opposite of funny for its entire lifespan and it’s revered.

Mitrovic had 9 shots last night. If you’re making that many chances for your striker and you’re still not winning, then the blame on the defence can only go so far

I do love when people make up stories and then have the cheek to get annoyed when nobody believes them. See: McCann, Kate and Gerry

Fucking hell, look at Jack Reacher there Of course, terrorists would likely target the rush hour commute time of Sunday evening.

He's grossly unlikable, as well which doesn't help when you're trying to play relateable characters in films.

Yedlin can take his dog and fuck off. He's dogshit, him. Manquillo can't be worse at this point.

Why do they never, ever, ever, ever, learn?

Cattermole missing that penalty was made even better by the camera immediately cutting to Micky Gray looking fucking stupid in the gantry. Even they know that one of the three things Sunderland is famous for, other than aiding nonces and voting Leave in record numbers, is some prick missing penalties at Wembley. Fucking lovely. I've got some tunes queued up, some Elijah Craig sitting in the cupboard and RTG is getting a right good read through tonight.

Ohhh, it's that trophy. I should imagine it'll be pretty embarrassing to lose a trophy named after a Man City centre half.

Huddersfield down. Thank fuck, the time-wasting, dirty, anti-football bastards. They can all go back to supporting Man United again.

Are their numbers going up? Or are they just more vocal? The purge will just be when they all die in the next 15 years.

She doesn’t want to be informed. None of them do, they just want their prejudices validated which the Leave vote, in their mind, did. The fact it isn’t going through has short circuited their mind.

an absolute embarrassment that they’ll eat up instead of questioning why they’re going to be left at the mercy of the playoffs after being promised promotion

The Star have a back page story about Pochettino standing against racism whilst labelling Davinson Sanchez as Sissoko. They all look the same etc

I'm not sure we should wreck the country just because you're a manic pessimist.

That he can relate to a dead-eyed, emotionless machine programmed only to murder the less fortunate?

Is that TOTAL RECALL: The Arnold Schwarzenegger Story behind Raab?

Well, at least you’d get out of the house.

Wouldn’t be surprised if Cardiff beat Burnley tbh. I stopped reading Fish’s post after that so don’t know how much of an effect that will have but still, I could see it

It's Sideshow Bob and the rakes