Ayatollah Hermione

Glad that was in spoilers. Added a nice element of surprise to someone else hating the mackems. I knew it was coming but I didn't know what form it was going to take. Does this mean we have a patented "Special Relationship" with Coventry now?

Maybe they'll learn after the third relegation.

If VAR means you have nothing to complain about during a game, you're not watching the players enough. Yedlin's first touch is enough to give me an aneurysm

He'll be gutted that Hennessey used his argument the other day.

Aye, as well as letting referees be the star of the show which is something nobody has ever asked for. Not to mention, it makes for thrilling arguments about the minutiae of decisions, rather than talk about the actual players themselves.

Fantastic game and while Spurs play better football without Kane, his consistency in front of goal can’t be ruled out. Bit torn because I like this Spurs side but it would be good to see someone win the Quadruple, just to prove it can be done. Got to think the fixture congestion plays into Man Clty’s hands with the league now, though.

I’ll wait for Pornhub.Proxy to pop up 3 hours after it goes live like it did with Pirate Bay.

Cattermole could easily end up back at Boro and play no games due to him slipping back in with his plonky mates.

Charnley seems the kind of bloke to let things fall ridiculously behind so he’s probably still opening e-mails from February at the minute.

I’m probably agnostic. Top that

Fucking fair play to him for fooling them with that tbh

Sven’s Adult Books

That last Star Wars was dogshit, tbf. Well, the script was anyway. I know it seems odd to criticise a Star Wars film for having a bad script but Christ, it was a load of shit

Not sure he needed to mention the win tbf

It takes a lot of resolve to sit through a prison sentence, avoiding shower stabbings and rude insults.

They'll always have that famous victory in the Checkatrade Trophy that made all this current fixture congestion in an already tiring season worth it. Oh wait.

Joey Barton has apparently assaulted the Barnsley manager in the tunnel Just another crazy day in that great sport we all know and love. The king's game; Foot Chess

At least their game will be first on MOTD. Oh, wait.

They have to go away to Joey Barton at the end of the month. Write your own ending here.

The in-fighting is rife on RTG

These three relegated teams are the worst crop in years. I know Cardiff aren’t down yet but for arguments sake. I’m not sure there’s a player I’d have from any of them unless they have a quietly solid centre half ala Fernandez. Sessegnon as one for the future, maybe but I’d loan him back to The Championship for next season anyway. Shite. Bollocks, in fact. I would consider Mooy as a midfield option to fulfil our “Baldy Pinger” quotient.

Rename one of the stands after Margaret Byrne

And aye, Hayden was excellent again. Saying that, I can't tell if he's actually developing into a good player or if he's still an average one in good form. Or even just possibly putting himself in the shop window for season's end. Whatever the reason, he's well worth his place at the minute.

John Sterry must be absolutely shite if he can't even get a halfway look in past Yedlin and Manquillo. I mean, he is shite so it's not a surprise. Not sure we'll get two right backs in the summer so we're probably going to have one of the current shitbags hanging around the place, getting us knocked out of the Goth Pop Cup. Turns out Sterry is on loan. I'll change it. Tony Barreca must be absolutely shite if we won't just put Ritchie at RWB and him at LWB.