Ayatollah Hermione

We'll get our chance when we play Liverpool next week. No doubt we'll be shown the 4-3 on loop. At this point, I'd rather them show the Alonso chip on Harper or whatever result they got against us when they were going for the title under Rafa. I know Sky are nostalgic for the time when BT Sport weren't kicking their shit in and when people weren't paying for IPTV instead of their overpriced drivel but they desperately need to change the record.

Had the cheek to criticise Man City for fouling as well Last time I checked, cynical fouls and being whinging little pricks was very much a part of the glorious Ferguson's DNA

Who knew that banging on about things from 20 years ago and promising a nebulous, fictional concept of playing football the "Man United Way" is actually less important than things like man management, motivation and tactical nous? I'm glad the horrible little shit is being exposed as a useless little fraud who was clearly only telling players what they wanted to hear and is now cracking under the pressure after one bad run. They had a decent first half (well, 35 minutes) last night and he clearly had no idea what to do once Man City shuffled the deck. Norwegian John Carver is right; banging on about the past to cover up for a complete lack of ideas.

Playing a lot better now that they’ve stopped passing to him and just let him crack on with the donkey work

Kompany looks completely finished. Ridiculously uncomfortable playing out from the back these days

Let's just not bother moving on with the rest of the sport.

And that if these young players they want to sign had a high-quality place to train, they’d improve more and have more sell-on value. They can’t even get any aspect of their own money-making hustle plan right.

It was class on Saturday seeing all of the Southampton shit munchers crowd around him to close him down as he somehow wriggled through 4 or 5 of them every time.

Graham Carr's reign continues to show how above board it all was.

I think he stayed this season because he assumed that he could either convince them to spend or that he'd have more to play with by virtue of the club generating more money. I've no doubt that they'll be using the Almiron transfer as an excuse to not spend in the summer. It's basically the same situation as 12/13 when we signed a load of players in January and then signed nobody in the summer.

The press in Italy is suggesting that we'll approach Gattuso if/when Rafa leaves which is an outcome I never considered but is now one I want greatly. Good luck to Charnley, having to tell him he's getting no money

Speaking of Palestinian heroes, it's St George's Day today. As evidenced by all the racists you know changing their Facebook profile picture to the England flag.

Christ, I really hope they get beat in the semis of the playoffs. Just end the season on the wettest fart possible.

If they actually manage to fuck up getting out of the third division

I remember Man United drawing away at Peterborough while their rivals, Barnsley and Portsmouth, kept winning like it was yesterday

Checkbook Charnaz is such a keen operator that he’ll be able to oversee all the commotion with no bother, man

Rafa planting his flag pretty clearly on BT there

When Michael Owen is arguing our side then you know you’ve fucked up.

What on Earth is the point of having a ref on BT? I don’t think I’ve ever seen them disagree with a decision that is made. Anyway, I hope tory boy there is happy that he’s probably cost his team the match. It was fairly sedate until he didn’t get his walking papers. After that, the crowd went up, we got the bit between our teeth and they’ve shit themselves.

Man City winning the title with 5 consecutive 1-0 wins would be hilarious

Foden showing great instincts to get in and score. Absolutely cannot wait to remain undefeated at international level for the next decade.

My main takeaway from their match yesterday is that if those two teams are among the top 6 teams in that league, I can only imagine how absolutely garbage the rest of them are.

This album came out and it's exactly what you can ever need from a pop album. Packed with hooks, choruses and with more character and fun than you can shake a stick at. Hopefully she'll become a superstar.

That one as well. Of course, I don't go to museums because I'm not a nerd.

Very much enjoying the idea of Hodgson holding hands with him as they wander around the National History Museum.