Ayatollah Hermione

Cannon fodder.

I was thinking that Just strut about with the duvet wrapped around you at all times

Tell her you're making her tea for Valentine's Day and then serve her a knuckle sandwich.

The new MGMT album is fantastic. I've only ever really liked Congratulations but this one feels like a 2017 equivalent of those highly-thought of late-60s, San Francisco psychedelic albums. In the sense that it's very focused on the psychedelic side of things but has its roots in 80s synthpop and modern pop hooks. Feels pretty timeless after the first few listens. Fantastically arranged also.

What's worth remembering is that we've only lost 2 out of the last 9 league games and both of those were to Man City. I genuinely think it hinges on Dummett and Lascelles staying fit for the run-in. If that's the case, we're going to be solid enough at the back to grind out/hold on to results and keep the goal difference canny. I'm going to remain quiet about Slimani's chances considering Sturridge going down injured should show how easy it is for things to go west in a second. If the defence stays true (and we can ride our luck a bit), then anything Slimani can bring could well be the difference between joint 16th on goal difference to 13/14th with a couple of games to spare.

I think all the carrot stuff is really going to swing it.

Sending out formatted emails to mates with points and league tally. There must be more to life than this

A character for every point of IQ

I’ll have more composed thoughts tomorrow but I’m getting mortal and I’m ringing in sick. It’s fucking brilliant beating those bastards.

I'll pop in and see what they say. It's absolutely out of warranty with no insurance so I'm expecting them to try and charge me some whack.

Just got the 8 so I'm not going to pay what it costs to fix it, only to sell it for slightly more. I'll just send it off as broken and pocket the 70 quid or whatever it'll be.

Aye, I've give it a proper clean and got no joy. I got a replacement with my warranty about a year ago for the same thing since the expert opinion was "The port is fucked"

if Barnsley keep their game at 1-1, Sunderland will have to win 7-0 to get out of the bottom 3

Arsenal somehow avoiding a hiding off Spurs in this second half. They've got absolutely nobody in midfield who can get a grip of things and dictate the game. They're a far cry from Arteta, never mind Vieira or Gilberto Silva.

Anyone flogged a knackered phone before? Just got my new iPhone so want to get rid of my 6s but the charging port is on it's way out. It charges but it has to be on its side with the charger forced in with some welly. So, I'm just going to say it's knackered because I'm not sure it can be sold on in that state. Anyway, there's a load of different services that pay you via bank transfer or I could just see what I get in CEX and trade it in for a load of blu-rays. What's my best option as the rest of the internet has provided totally fucking useless.

Hands up if you're only watching to see how crap the North Koreans are. Also, the sexy Snowboarding trim.

He's always full of this until he doesn't get a result and he starts pissing and moaning.

Whatever keeps this thread rolling onwards to fill the time in his shitty arsed day

What are you even on about, you complete lunatic? That was for CT, obviously. This is the exact moment where everyone needs to stop replying to him. He’s copying readers letters to The Daily Mail ffs.

I’m also keen on Scandinavian models in general.

Someone who once used the phrase “Team Nasty” unironically thinks ironic Nazi fancy dress is alright.

I am speaking from absolutely no experience here but I can imagine him being a homer. That’s homER.

That Bakayoko hasn't really worked out, has he?

Can't be arsed typing a full post since that game pissed me off enough that I spent most of yesterday in a huff. I will say that I've never seen a team look so comfortable at 0-0 and so shaky when 1-0 up.

Honestly wouldn’t surprise me if we beat them. We’re due a win against a top 4 team this year.