Ayatollah Hermione

Switzerland done Panama 6-0 as well so expect England to struggle to a 1-1 in that game.

Chase H.Q. is a pro choice. If you have MAME and a tip-top PC, you can also play the Japanese only sequel, released in 2007 which is absolutely also very good. Complete with FMV cheese

There's a direct correlation between those constantly arguing with this pudding head and those who agree with VAR imo. Damning evidence and you all need to get on the right side of history sharpish.

Mentioned it before but Des Lynam's commentary after they went up the other end and scored was "Would you believe it? One brother has just been booked and other one has just went and scored!"

Peru is my choice for surprise package. Not just because Nobby is a coach for them.

Think a lot of the group games might be decent affairs actually, on the caveat that teams go for it ala 2014 and don't try to play it cautious. Obviously some will but you can always count on the South Americans to go for it, Egypt have Salah, Senegal and Nigeria both have pacy, attacking sides IIRC, Iceland were decent values at the Euros and so on. Having watched Holland and Italy against us recently, I'm not sure it'll be any worse for those two sides not being there even though the Italians would probably still make the quarters. Might just be an opportunity for certain players and sides to make a name for themselves. I don't know if it could happen or if they'd meet before but an Argentina/Portugal final with Messi pulling Ronaldo's kegs down would be a laugh. I reckon England will go out in the second round to one of Columbia/Poland/Senegal since they're three good sides and we'll probably shit our pants. I fancy Brazil as well; their attacking options are class but the back four is unreal, not to mention Fernandinho in front of them. The opening game will be absolutely shit though, we can guess that much. That first Saturday though I'll be half cut by half 5

Aye, build a team around the bloke who can't run and can't stop being a fucking spastic for 10 games.

I haven't seen it but I'd assume Norm MacDonald's episode is funny.

Canesten is for vaginal treatments so it makes sense that they'd give it to you, a massive fanny.

I’ve had about 6 shits today and can only assume it’s because of the beer in The Percy. Going to put the toilet paper in the fridge.

He's went full Todd Rundgren on that latest one. If you're being generous, you'd say it's interesting.

Southgate has taken two centre halves from Leicester and Burnley, one of which has had a breakout season, and is playing Liverpool's second choice right back at centre half

Gervais is just parroting the opinions of every boring middle aged white bloke. And his offended shtick makes him look embarrassingly out of touch tbh. Merchant was the funny one. In fact, Merchant had him bang to rights. “Weak observations, performed poorly”

Daily Mail go on the way they do because the venn diagram of “the only people who still buy newspapers” and “bitter old racists” is a circle

Hope we're safe because I really don't fancy playing Spurs and Chelsea as the last two games if they both need to assure Champions League places.

It's just like them to not realise why the 5-1 felt so good (aside from the obvious) i.e. they had spent the previous 18 months crowing about us being in the Championship and bragging about the best team they'd ever assembled. They will never, ever learn.

He’s learned from his stint in wrestling, mind.

RTG is simply a small sub-section of their total lunacy though I.e. the lot that use Internet forums. Cast your eye on Facebook to see the true obsession.

I wouldn't but I would agree to make CT pay for it.

We had a kid like that for a while. Scored once and did a Pat Lampard in the corner. Thought he was taking the piss until we realised he wasn't laughing.

Mackem lad I know reckons they might take the hit now and points deduction now rather than risk it next season. So they’re planning for potentially getting relegated to League 2 and they’re not even in League 1 yet

I can't remember saying that.

Aye, had this on a bit recently. It's a slow burner but it's really rather nice.

I bet a lot of them genuinely think Sewpa Kev could do it.