Ayatollah Hermione

Did Hughton not go 16 unbeaten or something like that?

And look at them now!

One thing about Murphy vs. Mitrovic is that Murphy looks some degree quicker than Mitro as well and he's about 12 years older than him.

Yes, this was my first thought after getting 6 points from our closest rivals too

Not to get too carried away but that's the best performance we've had in years and years. At least since Tuesday, anyway. At this point, the Championship XI of the season has to be 11 of our players

I love how they do all the handshaking and posing before games in closed stadiums. Just hoof a ball on, get in position and get on with it.

Poor at aerial duels, aye? Chuck Murphy on from the start and bing it off his bracket

Makes Villa's complete fuck up of a season even better considering he was desperate for them to have one over on us this year.

I'd crease if we signed Defoe on a free. Speaking of Dummett, that's another game this season where he's kept some of the "best" wingers in the league quiet. When he has to, he can stay focused and do a really good job. I agree though, I like to see full backs bombing on but I think Yedlin often looks more exposed at FB than Dummett

Better team all day, there. 10 games unbeaten, the wind is with us

Aye, just ask Operation Yewtree

We're desperate for Darlow to play well here. He's been having shaky moments in every game at the minute and if he gets anything wrong, these diving tarts will be chucking themselves to the deck every chance they get.

Can't say they pressed them high after the first goal went in. It was a lot of sitting back and launching for Vardy over the top. Looked to me like a group of players who had a point to prove re: the recent criticism than anything different in their set up. And a Liverpool team that probably expected to see a bit of a backlash and didn't really fancy it

No need to call me that

He won them the title and all the rest of it but they've been fucking SHITE this season. I watched them against Man Utd and Swansea and they looked like us around this time last year i.e. Convinced they were down already. I'm hardly surprised they've binned him because they're probably shitting themselves over relegation and they've got a point. Anyone expecting long term loyalty to managers in this day and age (Ashley's inexplicit patience with Pardew aside) is fooling themselves

I'm just furious about me predicting them sacking him before the first Sevilla leg and the fuckers have done it the day ever.

Eh? QPR aside, we've been the better side in every game we've played. It was ridiculous that we didn't leave Norwich with 3 points

Same people who listen to Heart FM and need the warm sludge of pop culture fed to them because they won't search out anything else basically

Leicester look outrageously outclassed here. They're like a team that's won a raffle to get a run out

Brighton chuck themselves to the deck every opportunity they get so I hope Darlow has his penalty saving gloves on.

I was going to ask if any of their lot had used their (very heartwarming) approach to Bradley Lowery to score some points over us as a half-joke but nice to see that they are.

No, you see, he's actually a genius at work and he distracts us from the secret machinations of the 7th day Pathfinders who are sculpting world events in their image

Not as funny as them winning 4-0 one week and getting howked 4-0 the week after was, I'll tell them that for nowt.

The bridge in 'Bulletproof' is better than anything Jack Colback has been a part of. Except his performance against Chelsea, that time