Ayatollah Hermione

Got in today to a message from an ex-lass on Facebook. I was temporarily excited, seeing as she was canny filthy, that it might have to led to a couple of one-off sex adventures but she just wanted to see if I had seen a film and if it was any good. Might delete my account to make sure that kind of time wasting can't happen again.

"I've figured out what's happening here. Yep, we're in the respite of a musical. It's basically the part where they cram in all the exposition that they can't make rhyme"

Was a nightmare for Jeremy Beadle to get a pair

Just saw that his last club was The Tampa Bay Rowdies The Minnesota Shitpipes must not have fancied him.

Didn't even think about this. All of this arseache to get the same 32 teams that would have qualified anyway. No chance of a group of death either since the 3-team groups are likely to be 1 top seeded side, someone halfway competent and someone absolutely rancid like Panama or England

aye right, 27 clem, maybe.

They've just lost Mikel tbf. They need someone to fill his spot of coming off the bench for 10 minutes every six weeks against a bottom half team

I have a prediction: we're going to beat Brighton and everyone is going to be spunking all over the shop

Lazaar and Yedlin are pretty attacking minded full-backs though. I'd probably use them on the wing as well.

You'd think Colback would be easy to find with that hair

Bilic is probably going for Defoe because he knows he can score goals at this level. Something which his striker signings this season can't. Not sure who else is around that fits the bill like Defoe and that a club would be willing to let go. I can see them going back

Run The Jewels 3 - Excellent. A bit more in spirit, if that's the right word, to RTJ1 in the sense there's slightly less braggadocio across the whole record even though it still has bags of energy. I can imagine any fan of any kind of hip-hop will find something to enjoy across it's running time.

Went back to work today and have been so distraught that I've dropped 600 quid on a laptop

Have a good one, ladies.

Autism is a spectrum

Aye and I'm sure it'll be conveniently forgotten by the press, outside of a few joke questions that he'll laugh off. Funnily enough, I can imagine Palace are the only club (aside from Sunderland) who are so desperate that they'd turn to Allardyce in his current situation. Much like they were the only club desperate enough to turn to Pardew last time around

Aye and there's nothing much worse than the feeling of complete lethargy it gives you the next day

According to his Twitter page and him standing in The Back Page with a Rafa scarf, I'd say he's signed up

The Beijing Seat Sniffers are coming in for Ibrahimovic, I heard

If Yewtree don't get him, the fashion police will

:lol:

If I remember the goals, I'll have done something wrong. Or right, depending on your perspective

I'd say CT is more of a tart than a lass. Add another award on, Fish

Ciaran Clark reminds me of Steven Taylor a bit. A Steven Taylor that doesn't have the IQ of a scarecrow and is therefore, a canny player

Also, they always mention the Premier League because A) its all they have over us and they are literally unable to parse any kind of context or deeper understanding of anything when it comes to us. The meltdowns will properly begin when the roles are reversed next season.