Ayatollah Hermione
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I mean...he is President of the United States of America
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Aye, I agree with that. Hopefully Lascelles can shake off this injury and continue improving but someone like Shawcross would be quality next to Clark for next year.
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Gabbiadini on Radio Newcastle atm in desperate denial about a lot of things, mind. "We had a team of full internationals out" being a good one.
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Steve McClaren got us to spend 6 days in the top half
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Us and Brighton both to win. Brighton leaving it until the 90th minute for maximum disappointment.
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I know nowt about boxing but to punch a man who is clearly quite hard, in the head and knock him to the ground after half an hour of trying not to get punched yourself, probably takes some kind of special attribute that very few people have.
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They need a big, unifying character to come in as manager and do something similar to what Rafa did here, I reckon. They're in total disarray from top to bottom and any connection with the fans is probably long gone. Moyes has shown that he can't do it and I've got absolutely no idea who they could find that would have that effect. Considering we were fortunate to get Rafa (and even more fortunate to get him to stay), we're also a much more attractive proposition to tempt someone like that. I wouldn't touch Sunderland with a barge pole atm, they're a shambles.
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Scab miners as well. Fuck them
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If we win the title on goal difference The ultimate 'fuck off' to the people who have spent far too much energy on how we're doing
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Foaming tbh
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That new Gorillaz album is a shit impression of last year's Avalanches album tbh
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Post a picture of something shit on Wearside
Ayatollah Hermione replied to a topic in Newcastle Forum
"You can't polish a turd" springs immediately to mind -
Could go for a Chicken Tikka Masala pizza after seeing that. Cheers, Khazri, you fat bastard
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Ayatollah Hermione replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
If you narrow it down to the ones that are good enough, none were on show. -
There was one ex-poster who did. I'll give you three guesses
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Soulseek! I've just had a vivid flashback to 2008. They were some glory days for illegally downloading music, like. Right in that middle ground where companies had no idea how to address falling sales and hadn't landed on streaming yet
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HM Revenue and customs Investigating NUFC
Ayatollah Hermione replied to ToonMarshy's topic in Newcastle Forum
I'm picturing our lawyer and I'm just seeing Lionel Hutz -
Is there anything that WON'T make Rafa walk, Trooper?
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HM Revenue and customs Investigating NUFC
Ayatollah Hermione replied to ToonMarshy's topic in Newcastle Forum
Saivet has to be dodgy. Signing a defensive midfielder in the middle of a relegation scrap -
HM Revenue and customs Investigating NUFC
Ayatollah Hermione replied to ToonMarshy's topic in Newcastle Forum
Hope this is just due to Lee Charnley lying about being 39 on some official document somewhere. Who does he think he's kidding there? -
That sounds fantastic. If I can get through all 50 tracks of that new Magnetic Fields album, I can do this.
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I will gladly watch all of the videos and throw out stream of consciousness jokes about them if Eurovision fans will promise not to mock my lack of knowledge about Eastern European political voting structures.
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I couldn't help but notice that the radio adverts for their matches have omitted the line about being "The Home of Top Flight Football" over the last couple of months.
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You'd be amazed at how far a bit of workrate goes down here though, tbf. Gayle has scored about 4 of his goals by just running at their keeper and watching the calamity unfold.
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I'm gigging on the Saturday night so I'll probably be packing it down as we play. As soon as it's finished, I'm straight on the piss, like. Off on Monday. Anyway, Preston fan at work reckons they've been on their holidays ever since they were confirmed safe so we need to show no mercy and kick their dicks all over the stadium.