Ayatollah Hermione

if you try and fuck us, our collective arse will go fangs and rip your cock off at the root.

What a ridiculous result that is. There's no possible way we can be as unlucky as that on Saturday. Dowd can't possibly make decisions as bad as Foy and we can't possibly hit the woodwork any more. If De Jong is a half-decent striker and we make chances like we did today, he'll score plenty. Cisse would have scored them, in fact.

Majority will expect him to come in ahead of Cisse, score the goals that he isn't and be the partner Remy is desperate for.

Class.

Wasn't the latest talk that Gouffran only cost 500k?

I bet we'll see Armstrong on the bench and Shola up front. When in doubt, Pards turns to an Ameobi.

[sOMEONE I HAD A CONNECTION WITH] is his mate so I am two steps removed from a cup winner

Our strike-force are both loanees. That'll become a headache in 5 months, I bet.

Ba's a right greedy cunt tbh. The only ambition he has is to fill his wallet. The time for strengthening was 12/13's window and they didn't bother themselves and you could feel all the momentum disappear. From there on in, it was obvious they didn't care about pushing on from the flukey 5th finish.

I'm over this already btw. Symptomatic of the joyless, pointless experience this season has become after the cup exits and the slim chance of European qualification. Losing Cabaye is just another thing to accentuate how jaded I've become with NUFC.

If the rumoured rafts of players leaving comes to fruition, it basically means they have to sign players in the summer. We won't get Remy, Cisse will be away and possibly Shola. Losing Coloccini is losing your captain, Williamson isn't good enough, in general and there's always a wildcard in Krul being snapped up. You're looking at a lot of upheaval at a club that has, in recent years, been quiet in transfer windows. Graham Carr better have another round of bargains in his notebook.

This is something that was basically outlined by them at the start of this season. A absolute cunt's way of running a professional football club but with that in mind, this shouldn't surprise anyone. Especially when a side like PSG come knocking for a Frenchman who wants to make the World Cup squad.

I actually agree with CT to an extent here. Enrique and Ba had their heads turned and Carroll and Cabaye are good sums of money. Losing Cabaye goes someway to denting the strength of our midfield and I'm more concerned that Pardew is going to revert back to a wingerless 442.

This. I expect us to scrape a 1-0 or 1-1 in a truly shite game of football.

The pose as well Looks like he's unhappy at his bus running late.

I, somehow, got a minus score.

Shame that we've just turfed Cisse out after he was roundly ruined by Pardew's tactics last season. Leaves us in the shit if Remy goes down with a lengthy injury and rather than try and get him back into scoring form by playing to his strengths, we'll just try and make some money back off him. If he wants to go then, fair enough but I bet they're glad to see the back of him rather than working with him to improve his form. Remy will have to perform all season if he wants to go to Brazil and keep better teams in the hunt for him. As soon as he started finding form, it was obvious that this would be the only year we'd have him since he's much too good to be leading our line. The same goes for Cabaye and tbh, it's not that we're a bad side, it's just they're players who are coming to the age where they'll be wanting their best years at a club where they can win trophies and they're both good enough to do it. Shame but we'll live. When we're left with no strikers in June, at least then we know they'll be forced to sign some.

A nice healthy mix of gun metal grey and shitty arse brown would delightful if you're still asking, CT.

Some proper definition of insanity stuff with some of our lot re: the derbies.

touche

This place has went to shit.

Some nameless fucker from Marion

He lasted two hours.

Overheard in the supermarket?

Had a couple recently about an ex-girlfriend who was a lot dirtier in them than she ever was in real life. Something always distracts me though and I end up running down the street or something. In the dream, I mean.