Ayatollah Hermione

Are they claiming the Millennium Bridge now? or at least the bit outside the Baltic?

Palmer is a good little player but he tries loads of passes that are never ever going to come off. Needs to learn when to play the easy ball

Every club is sick of this shit tbh. Other than Man City. And the PL have caused so much shit for themselves with points deductions, successful appeals and further questions about just what the fuck is happening with Man City, that this feels like a potential amnesty in waiting. Not to mention the knock on effect of losing the attractiveness of the PRODUCT in overseas markets

I was thinking that. There’ll be a spanner thrown into that sharpish

Their fans are quite angry at the moment so everyone bring your quinoa to throw on the pitch after 24 minutes

That better kill off any chance of that clown getting a new contract. You could pluck a player from the Championship and he’d better a better bet than Dummett. Willock was dogshit when he came on as well

Can’t argue with that performance, these are chronic. Just need another one before they can make subs and we cannot

It really is just roulette of who gets injured this week

Anderson, Hall and Barnes have freshened up a very stale team quite nicely and Isak is finally back to full fitness. Lovely

Oh Just go to Greggs for a vegan sausage roll and that can be the end of it

I can recommend My Delhi also. Naan breads are spectacular

Pani’s is still there and is still belting

If Howe continues with this system while playing a bunch of children then he might actually want sacked

Krafth has generally been solid under Howe but that’s one of the worst cameos I can remember. Not that it can be easy coming into a team so bereft of anything positive

That’s so bad

Blows all game for Paqueta being assaulted by fresh air but won’t stop the game for a bloke holding his head What are we doing as a sport?

And now Bruno getting into it. Like two autistic kids on a bouncy castle

Paqueta Takes some brass neck to not be embarrassed in acting like that

Fuck off, Dubravka. Fucking horse shit

Lascelles fucked after 10 minutes (5 minutes of actual football) after a simple coming together The Gordon injury is coming before these 10 games are up

Twitter waiting to for the team sheet so they can preemptively blame Dan Burn for everything

Canny baffling that Viana being their DOF for about 6 years has eluded me. In my head, he must still only be 31

Other than the FA treating his betting in Italy and England as one breach at the moment, that’s all accurate

If she thinks Ryanair is beneath her, then she can sling her hook

https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-academy-secret-weapon-ffp-battle-2975380 This is a good read. Things sound promising under Sewpa Jack Ross and Shay Given’s understudy