Ayatollah Hermione

Miggy is the kind of player who, because of his work ethic, you can forgive some things but if we get a top class right winger, the uptick in quality will be night and day

Miggy had some daft lapses of judgment but Barnes laboured when he came on as well. Hope it’s just an adjustment period after his bad injury coupled with needing to get into Howe’s methods but he looks like a player who may need to start so he can grow into games

Very frustrating. Need to hope that we’re saving a good performance for Wednesday

I’d change the right hand side here. Almiron and Trippier on for me.

Burn leading by example by taking that little bastard down. What a captain

Just need Burnley to somehow sneak a winner. A draw still keeps us ahead because of our goal difference but it’ll put more pressure on Wednesday

Veltman going off has helped us, like. No coincidence that we’ve started getting more space down the left since then

Need to bring Joelinton on to give this Enciso the tightest headlock of his life

Thank fuck for that. These have been a horrible little team to play against, we needed to get in at 1-1

Mind, the rest of them aren’t doing much better. Trippier, Joelinton and Almiron on second half, please

Livramento having a bit of a mare here

That’s class. Just goes to show the level of creativity and alchemy that goes into it. Who the fuck had a random episode of Powerpuff Girls in their heads to pull from?

Funny how, when they come up here, we tend to bring them into actual games of football. Well, under Howe anyway

Wilson fucked again get him sold, man

Could always tell by just looking at the weird cunt. Not to speak ill of the dead

Man City can have it until we’re ready to give them a proper challenge. So until August

It IS a very interesting tool to learn about what Euoropean, gender fluid, gay teenagers are listening to though. If you’ve a need of such information anyway

Giving him the captaincy seems to have given him a boost in confidence too

The “intensity” under Bruce So low that it barely scraps into being registered

Never mind that shite, we have radio for stupid people on at work all day and they haven’t played our entry once in the last week which suggests to me it’s shite and this young Oliver chap is going to bring shame on this nation once more. Get him on a barge

The amount of players these have missing is giving me strange confidence and I don’t like it

If I’m never on a stag do again, it’ll be too soon. With that said, have fun

I never get these tidy cabin boilers whenever I’m on a flight. Well, some of the blokes are quite well turned out but that’s not really much use to me on a 4 hour, brain-melting stretch of tedious bollocks

He’ll basically be a poacher wherever he goes next IMO.

Wilson is going to want more game time than next season here will offer him, I reckon. Feels like going two up top for the rest of the season is a case of keeping him happy but also getting him in the shop window. I’d prefer we not sell to another PL team as you know what will happen but it’ll probably be the case. Can’t see him going over to Saudi if he thinks he has plenty left