Ayatollah Hermione

Luton are dogshit, like. Sums the season up that we managed to play them twice in that 8 week period where they hit a vein of form

Would love to dish out a battering to Clamphead Kompany here. See if there’s any Nelson Mandela quotes he can console himself with after that

Mind, with the mayoral elections up tomorrow, I do worry that Dim McGuinness will take it just because she’s standing for Labour. I wouldn’t trust her to implement a toothbrush into her mouth

I love when some of them make it massively obvious that they watch no other football than Sunderland Ipswich are at a different level to the Mackems but because it was a tight game when they played each other, Sunderland are therefore a much better side

“The Roker Aces” always makes me laugh. Not only is it a desperate attempt to copy us but it’s a fucking laughable attempt that sounds absolutely shite no matter which way it tries to scan

My take on this new financial nonsense is that we wouldn’t have floated it and voted for it if it wasn’t going to help us bridge the gap

Aye, I think if we score first, we’ll take control similar to games against Palace and Burnley here but the longer it stays goalless, they’ll fancy it

Also, Palace will magically run out of steam when Man United come to town so I’d get that thought out of our heads now

Quite unfair that Palace have so much energy because they played under Hodgson for 25 games

Longstaff needs taken out of the team for his own good, like. This White character may as well be given a crack on Saturday

Fucking laughable

Foul on Isak let go but they blow for the same thing on Hughes I know it’s not the officials fault we’re losing but they can’t even stay consistent in a 30 second period ffs

Takes the dive and holds onto the ball until he gets the foul. Classic technique to buy fouls off fucking SHIT referees

Nice little elbow smash from Ayew before that, there

A performance that went from turbo shite to regular shite over the course of that half so we’re on the right track. At least we got through that shaky period without conceding but I’d be getting Tino on at half time here. Murphy can cover at full back in a pinch but he’s not good enough

Fucking state of this pitch no wonder these are having pot shots from 30 yards, any bounce and skid and it’ll fucking be in

Think mine is behind but can we still get the ball off these cunts?

He’s just bought a house, he’s going nowhere but to Waitrose for his bait

Coventry absolutely robbed because Man Utd have sold their soul to the VAR devil. If we don’t demolish them in a few weeks, I’ll be livid. Coventry outplayed them for the entire second half and they still got away with it

I’m not going all the way over there, man. It’s just the worlds biggest collection of things that can kill you

Ewerk cannot reply as he’s busy buying new driving gloves

I think the PSG one rankles so much because they let an identical incident go without punishment 20 minutes earlier

Well, yes, I don’t think he’s imagining a career where playing for a mid-table Championship team is considering his peak

Seems like the games where VAR is active, it’s really fucking active. Look at that Man United/Bournemouth game. It’s not just one contentious decision, it’s one on top of another until it’s a lasagne of dogshit

Must admit like, between us still having January’s weather while we’re deep into April and the absolute collapse of the country as a whole, fucking off to the first decent country that will have me is looking mightily appealing