Ayatollah Hermione

If she thinks Ryanair is beneath her, then she can sling her hook

https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-academy-secret-weapon-ffp-battle-2975380 This is a good read. Things sound promising under Sewpa Jack Ross and Shay Given’s understudy

Hotels in York have skyrocketed recently, mind. Probably a better choice to just go mega early on the train and come back late on. If you’re up here anyway

Is that fat parasitic cunt still charging people a fortune for inhabitable slums?

Saw this thread bumped and just knew it would be bad news. Eagerly awaiting Gordon breaking his back with England

I wonder if Bruce has heard Ashley is getting back into the football game and is angling for the manager job at wherever that is. Much like his embarrassing attempt to get the South Korea job

Genuinely couldn’t stand more than 2 episodes of the Taskmaster series she was on. And that’s some going considering there’s only ever 2 funny people on it at any one time

MF so titstruck that he’s managed to ignore what a pain in the arse she is

More like Bottomingham Forest. Which is what you could say if Burnley and Sheffield United weren’t so fucking shit

Cheers, lads. Still a bit all over the shop this morning but my productivity at work has improved tenfold, if nothing else

Not great today. My auntie died suddenly this morning and it’s knocked everyone for six. Ordered myself some scran because who gives a fuck in times like this. Heads absolutely pounding as well. Shite day

Klopp’s face It’s been an absolute shitter of a day and that cheered me right up

I went to the Fish Quay and, once more, got as far as Lowlights and had 3 1:1 scale pints

What’s possessed Jason Isbell to go to Stockton?! Was literally everywhere else fully booked?

I don’t believe he’s had an Erdinger in his life. Fraudster

I notice Howe can’t do right for doing wrong again. Not here mind but the bloke is on a hiding to nowt with some of our fans

Aye, this season has been an unholy hangover after last seasons heroics. Next year will hopefully be some kind of happy medium where we’re not getting booted in the balls every 90 minutes.

Danny Murphy is so resistant to the idea of our comeback, he probably thinks Kate Middleton is dead

4 minutes to try and clarify something that was impossible to clarify Clear and obvious error, obviously

They’d pay good money to see that in Amsterdam, you’re wasted

Talk of a back 3/5 tonight, it seems. Bring on the smash and grab

This got me in my sleep deprived state

I couldn’t care less about the Royals but, tbf to them, I’m actually intrigued by just what’s happening with this mysterious tart. Good plot twist

If the Spanish press told me water was wet, I’d struggle to believe them