Ayatollah Hermione

Happy birthday big dog.

Bampzilla

:lol:

"THE SUNDERLAND BOYS,,, TAKEIN OVER BLACKBURN In the middle of night, aye

How do you think them up, man? Class

Aye, I could see Napoli doing us but a defensive display like Chelsea's is hardly out of the question for us. Steven Taylor hoying himself at everything and Shola back to help oot. Sound. Would love an away day at Bilbao like. Sparta Prague too just to go on the lash in Prague with £1.20 pints.

About as long as it took him to play another shit tune by The Fall.

Sell him unless Sammy's winding people up again.

Sorry, none of that post indicates your mood. This thread is "What mood are you in"/"CT's boring storytime", I'll have you know.

Boo Radleys, Ren Harvieu and the remastered Ram. Might throw in Sons and Fascination by Simple Minds when I'm at it.

@yourservice's mind is truly a wonder.

Inspired stuff this.

Toontastic 7-a-side team. He'd actually do alreet at the Mackems IMO.

I like him, and think he should have at least went to this tournament but if he's moving to further his England career, he's taking the piss. 31 year old, this was his chance.

That the fake Martin Tyler?

Aye, accentuates all her best features.

Just leaving the path open for Guardiola and Mourinho

As soon as that's verified, I'm going to scream like a little girl if he replies.

Pirates? They all just run about with coquettish charm and wry English accents these days, don't they?

The ReTARDIS

Let's make sure none of these happen, mods.

No big loss. Sell him for a decent fee plus whatever else you can wring out of him because he's English, then get in a capable replacement which tbh, shouldn't hard to find.

He's done fuck all for about 4 seasons. Therefore I could see him at QPR or West Ham.

Aye. Perfect job for that little cock.