Ayatollah Hermione

"Napalm? She had nae fingers either"

I loved the Championship away kit. I think Tom has it with Ameobi 23 on the back so I'm not alone.

Was just about to ask that.

PS3, 360. Did have a Wii but got shot of it. No 3DS but do have a DSi. Set up atm I've got the 360, PS3, PS2 and I alternate between a Dreamcast and a Gamecube for the other slot. I play a lot of games.

I don't really play online a lot but it's usually Gears 3 or Uno. Would be willing to buy some old arcade title if everyone else here has it to blast on though.

oh god, that is going to be hilariously broken. Might update my PC and lose all my life to it.

The moderator of my heart.

Aye, he couldn't have come much closer like. Good save from Cech then smashing that strike off the bar. Once he scores again, he'll be twatting them in from all over.

there's your SUPPOSED HARD MAN PRESIDENT JFK going off with a bullet in his napper. Walk it off, you puffter.

As opposed to the world class one that was playing for them

Jonas deserves a love-in because he's been brilliant all season.

Remember the ball coming off his back that time in the box leading to whoever it was scoring? Completely hopeless.

Cheers, TD. Let it be known that if Chelsea win the Champions League, I hope it's you lot in 4th.

Scouser on fb saying he didn't mean it. Was he trying to knock it into the stands like?

Is this the biggest transformation from shite to good ever seen at NUFC?

what a fucking player this bloke is. Man alive.

I've seen nowt like that in my life. Usurps Robert against Spurs and Shearer against Everton as favourite Toon goal. We're Newcastle United and we're here to fucking stay

men's rights fuck me, there should be a cemetary for alive people too.

Paul Merson, man. I kna at Sky they all just get jobs for their mates but SURELY, the criteria for punditry has to be changed from "played football before and knows Jamie Redknapp" to something a bit more substantial.

Aye. Not seen it much this season so not sure if they're still using her wearing next to nowt as a running joke. I hope so.

I like the idea or organising TT game nights or whatever btw.

This is inconsequential on our search of open world perfection. Make Roman ring this cunt twice as much.

Think the first two are excellent and still hold up today. I played through the first game a month back and that scene where you're running along the corridor filled with blood with babies screaming in the background. Well, it's not creepy anymore but it is well done so I hope for more painkiller-induced hallucinations to go along with my jumping down flights of stairs in slo-mo shooting enemies in the nutsack with a sawn-off shotgun. Also, I haven't seen one instance of the Max Payne face which I demand be rectified.

Talking about Gillian Anderson ffs

You still got that LA Noire? My copy's fucked if you want me to send you a loaf of tiger bread for it?