Ayatollah Hermione

Even I get fizzy knickers looking at Cabaye tbh.

This is intriguing. Shaped like cock and balls? That's about the funniest thing I can think anything to resemble.

I'd bare my arse in Fenwicks window for a Greggs Spicy one.

Cheers, Henda

They're more likely to spend on players that still have some quality. Owen will end up in America at some point, surely.

We should just tell Mr. Illiterate that it actually says £75 million.

fucking hell

:lol: I know lasses don't like it but that's a bit much.

aye, I liked that A refreshing approach.

Canny, I was going to go down to The Cluny but couldn't get anyone to gan. What's your band called?

Blatantly just Dave trying out his different personas on all the off-duty coppers.

His best song. Supreme stuff.

The Chase. An unstoppable quiz juggernaut.

Similar as to how he played against Stoke/Swansea etc? Hope he's in that role next season for us.

Aye, I would expect this lad to be coming in to start if Simpson leaves (and he'd play a lot even if Simpson stays IMO). Europa League could mean 17 extra games after all.

Get Danny Graham if there's an exodus from Swansea. Can't play wide left in a 4-3-3 like but still a canny striker.

"Look over there, it's the OLYMPICS!" says Government as it runs away.

aye, thank god us in the NE who are getting shafted for work have the London Olympics! Couldn't give two left bollocks about it (and I actually like watching it).

Fucking hell, man

I used to love the Hancock and Discovery Museums as a bairn like. The science floor at the Discovery was full of some mental gear when I was 8 so god knows what it's like now.

I was gan to say colour.

The problem with Liverpool and their position in the media is absolutely the amount of ex-players that are pundits atm. They're all fucking thick and their word gets taken as gospel, splashed all over the papers and websites and there's daft pressure on before anyone even realises. Rodgers hasn't even been unveiled and people are talking about his sacking in the press.

Will be a shame to lose him but by all accounts, he has people around him with a very clear view for his career. At least we can be confident in him being replaced but we're going to need two strikers now since we're only going to have the Cisse/Shola wonderteam.

I just wish Albarn would fuck right off for good tbh. Great bit of self-promotion he's done to make everyone think he's this grand songwriter, leaping from genre to genre.

Lots of ambient, electronic, drone, etc. Thrown some Dead Can Dance in alongisde a lot of Tim Hecker, Max Richter and Stars of the Lid. Every couple of minutes with Hecker's Ravedeath, 1972 album, I have to stop what I'm doing to listen.