Ayatollah Hermione

When Tim Lovejoy thinks you're an annoyance to football, it's time to pack it in.

Look like you're having a blast.

Teach me how to post like this.

Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke.

That stripe in his hair btw

I'd have full on sex with Imogen Thomas. Shove my mush in her bush and all sorts.

Should have got that dodgy left foot looked at before the playoffs instead of his wool.

I'm not the most patriotic bloke in the world but fuck me, supporting France tonight is on a different wavelength all together. I don't think it's any daft cry for attention either, people just genuinely want France to beat their country because John Terry is a twat. I never wanted teams to beat the toon when we had Alan Smith, Barton, Duff, Owen and Martins playing.

KILLER MIKE - R.A.P. MUSIC is IT. I don't know how to define 'it' but it's the best thing released this year, hands down. I don't care what piss weak art pop bullshit Grizzly Bear throw out, Killer Mike has done it. Also, Bryan Scary's "Daffy's Elixir" is the popular music done how the popular music should be these days; progressive, always changing and it fills a lovely Of Montreal shaped hole since Kevin Barnes has decided his songs don't need hooks, melodies or indeed, anything resembling songcraft, these days. 2012 hasn't been much cop but when it's hit, it's stayed hit. Tim Hecker, too. Tim Hecker's Ravedeath is a sublime work. Last year but get about it if you've not heard it.

Me, you and Tom; Toontastic Bluesbreakers.

If I had a tattoo, I'd get a massive cock on my chest and it would be cumming pink stars.

Torres btw Just another "off day"

Williamson.

Lass

I've become mint at tuning them out. Can hear everything else going on but the commentary is zoned out completely. I'm zen.

Haha, god. There's one thing being a glory supporter during Keegan but being a glory supporter during 2008 or so is unheard of.

Exactly the kind of bloke I'd imagined him being. It's a good thing for any aspiring writers to constantly update a blog so you can add to a portfolio etc and increase your chances of getting your work seen but that website is just them passing off other stories with absolutely no differences. Their Twitter account just retweets a load of shit for the most part and there's no journalistic talent on show. What's worse is that they actually ask for CVs and conduct online interviews All of that just to steal other people's opinions and stories.

oh...oh lord

I think Colo is the highest paid but they justify it by him being Club Captain, I think.

Looks class. Stand-out of E3 so far, along with that new Star Wars title, Sim City and Need for Speed: Most Wanted.

Rob Elliot; signed to be the 'Milhouse' of the Toon

I reckon we'll get beat off France (quite narrowly though) and we'll have similar performances to Belgium against the other two. Like everything in England, we're either the best team since 66 or the shittest thing since Derby 07/08. Like you say, we're organised and defensively quite strong, we'll be hard to beat.

:lol: KSA is a comic treasure.

Every single England player is a cunt until proven otherwise IMO.

Susan Coffey is sublime.