Ayatollah Hermione

I'm apprehensive about making pasta later on. What if I put too much sausage in or accidently cut my wrists with a knife and die lonely in a pool of my own blood? That would be a crazy mishap.

Get him in but keep him well away from Nile Ranger. With every troublemaker, I always suggest they live with Coloccini.

The best bit was when Billy Mitchell's gives that old wife the dodgy tape and he's like "you can die before you get there but don't lose the tape" and she's nodding along Apparently, he's a lot more devious and sinister than they made out, they were tied by phone laws (or something in place that means they couldn't broadcast the majority of the phone calls) so they tried to make it as obvious as possible what a twat he was. I do like how his best pal came round to wanting Wiebe to win though. That Walter Day's rock tunes btw

I had a dream that followed on from a one I had last week. Is this sort of continuity common?

The King of Kong is class. Absolutely mental carry on for something so small

literally a second of animated gif

Get a hobby, LT.

Been something I've been after for a while and it's now over here. It's an on-demand service with instant access to movies and TV shows, streaming through your tv, laptop, tablet, smart phone, games consoles etc. It's only £6 a month and the selection so far isn't amazing but will be growing every day. Anyone getting it?

Fair enough, TD. Mistaken identity

BBC recipe site is great as long as you stick to the recipes that have been tested by many and well voted for IMO Good stuff, ta. Most of the highly rated stuff is just cheesecakes and brownies, sadly

Welcome back Douggie

Looks pua lush, Brock. Think I'll give it a go. How's the BBC Good Food site for recipes? Saw a nice looking Thai Chicken soup but no idea about the rest.

Speaking of steak, just walk mine through a warm room and put it in front of me

Superb

Love how he shifts his body for that header against Stoke. Supoib.

Fucking hell, are you always drinking?

Lee Ryder was about 6 hours behind on the Carroll story, he's got nowt.

Wonder what the papers will drum up now with us. A Coloccini story perhaps?

BTW, Stevie's post in the middle of this thread is amazing Best is him ending one with "word I just made up" and then following it with "people who make up words"

Tumblr is canny shit, isn't it? Especially when daft lasses us it to post inane pictures and gifs and go omg at someone in a band.

Bawan knas him, I think. I know someone that knows him. The one time my school has come in useful tbh. Actually, fuck knas last time I talked to him.

The Weeknd is my man of 2011. Marathoning his trilogy and The Noize EP and they hold up on repeated listens. The cover of Dirty Diana is great and brings out all the seediness in that song. He's a right horny little bugger.

I agree with Tooj tbh. Him and Enrique can fuck right off; all their chat in the summer and they're at a club one point better off.

Get him back, make him live with Coloccini in Bensham to keep him right, see Carroll and Ba smash them in all season.

Both owned by same company, aren't they? I could see him ending up at QPR before us.