Ayatollah Hermione

Mint tune. Heard the album yet, Chez? As for 2012, favourite of mine so far is from a band called The Soft Hills

You're going to have to mention when these are on, like.

Can't wait until Yaya "Wrecking Ball" Toure is back. Love watching him just gallop through the middle of the pitch, unstoppable so he is

C-, must try harder. The underlying themes of your argument are hammered home with clumsy prose.

Feel for Tiote like. Though I'm sure I heard the collective ringpiece of Wolves tighten when he unleashed his torrents of rage filled tears.

I can't fucking stand her voice and think that and her music have done more harm than good with regards to mainstream pop music but 48 really is no age and it's sad news all the same. Addiction is a horrible thing.

He is like More astute than a lot in the league.

Springsteen in June

Excellent start to this.

Otis Redding and Wilson Pickett btw.

I shouldn't laugh but you poor bastard.

7 home games left, Cabaye and Tiote to return next week. Chill oot

Still better than Pards.... Here we gan.

Got to stop that high-line btw. Mental carry-on.

Williamson is an absolute fanny. Back turned on every shot, eyes closed hoping it doesn't hit him too hard. Fuck off

Cabaye and Tiote sitting together in a locked room, feral with rage, psyching each other up for Wolves hopefully. I hope Gosling kept Guthrie's seat on the bench warm, the fucking faff-arse

Guitar technical 'wizardry' bores the arse off me. I'd rather hear someone like Kurt Cobain fucking about on a £20 nylon stringed, 3/4 sized acoustic. Same. Give me a Harrison slide solo anyday of the week. Though Harrison probably was the best slide player but still.

Some kid on my Facebook, who is usually decent crack with football, is trying to pick apart Ferguson's bit about Suarez being a disgrace by bringing up Cantona kicking a fan. Bit of a difference between the two like.

Agree that the best way to improve is by jumping into the deep end of jamming and buskers night etc. As a general hobby though, just stick with the exercises and stuff you can find online. When I learned guitar, I basically looked at the chords to songs I wanted to play and when I encountered a chord, I didn't know, I spent a bit of time learning it. I just kept revisiting songs that way and I could probably play basic rhythm in a band. I've probably got a load of shit habits like.

Wasn't Merson saying "well, they've had a great season, are well organised and hard to beat so, I think they'll concede 4 today"? Basically, he deserves the piss ripped.

Basically said with a straight face that he didn't see Suarez refuse the handshake and then said it was mental to claim Suarez was to blame for winding people up.

Don't blame Evra at all. Fully justified at the way those horrible bastards have went on. It's scary that almost every player in that Liverpool squad has been swallowing their bollocks. Poor Jose he seems so nice

Hopefully Redknapp's head is elsewhere. TBH, it would satisfy me immensely to piss on the media parade around WHL atm.

There's a mackem who gets in the pub my band regularly plays and he reckons he's immense on every instrument and taught most of the people we know (who are very good) everything they know. He's a complete Walter Mitty because I've initiated conversations about time signatures that don't exist and fake drum companies and he's tried to bullshit his way through it. He reckons he can play with three drumsticks at once. If he was that good at music, his pub quiz music round wouldn't be full up with Wet Wet Wet and Chris Rea

My favourite thing about that banner, apart from Mackems being spent wrong, is EDL being on it to the left And "Pride of the North" with absolutely no irony.