Ayatollah Hermione

Well, I've found my team. :lol: I hope they made them wear wigs and stuffed balloons down their tops.

As for squad selection, I don't think we'll see Ryan Taylor in the middle from the start, I think he was there because his hand was forced into it. We're away from home so think we'll see Taylor out wide right with Guthrie and Abeid in the middle. Best and Shola up top, Ben Arfa to come on to turn the game if it's in the balance.

Was it down there in the relegation season when we won 1-0? Barton scored a penalty. Think that might have been the shittest game of football it's possible to have. As with the majority of away games, I'd be happy coming away with a point. Hopefully Best can get himself another goal to keep his confidence and form going well for us.

love that incident like. Total genius. As for the ACN, I half hope the Demba twins and Tiote get back early but they've actually went at a decent time for us when you look at the fixture list. There's games coming up that our squad as it is can win without them. I can't see myself watching all of it like but will certainly watch our lot.

Professional tit feeler?

CT, do you refer to Toontastic all the time in your house like it's a mate who keeps playing jokes on you at work?

That blonde is terrific btw

Harsh but fair. Like the Russian police

Nowt to report hopefully

Marveaux to come back too. Abeid, Vuckic and Sammy showing youthful promise, Guthrie as dependable cover. Sound.

Nah, the parody one is canny good though, if only for his tweet after the Spurs game which was something like DID YE SEE IT? I WAS LIKE "PYEOW" AND FRIEDEL WAS LIKE "WHEW, YE MAD CUNT" AND I WAS LIKE "WAHEYYYY"

£10 million shelled out because this is a push for Europe and the recoupment of that outlay. Fucking chuffed either way. People that have seen him play reckon it's possible a 4-3-3 would suit, with Ba and HBA playing slightly wider with Cisse through the middle. Don't want to jinx us like but our fully fit attacking options are fucking mint.

Late push to sew up Europe spot? Perch to tek on some Greek chancers next season by himself?

The two Demba's up top taking the Papiss out of the opposition, raising the Ba and making the defenders look like Cisse's. Top that.

Wake me up when the Demba's end.

Pardew's silver tongue getting them to stump more cash up. What a bloke.

#letsgetcarriedaway

Sky Sports confirming it. Douglas calling it "massive statement of intent"

Quite injury prone but will fit in well with Geordie dialect. Bang, and the Dorst is gone

I'm a child

Perch broke up their play a few times. Canny sub appearance

We were the better side despite not even getting out first gear. They're shocking, no matter Wilkins' insane bias

Get Hatem down the right, Shola and Besty to run them ragged up top, Cabaye to win a tight game, howay

Think I'm going to sit in front of the XBOX

In one. But, it's the name of an album by The Weeknd that I'm well into atm and I quite like the designs around the cover.