Ayatollah Hermione

This is the best live album: These are the best three albums of 1967: That was bloody hard enough, never mind getting it down by genre or all-time favourite.

Bollocks, I was fine until the 24th.

Hit an ex in the eye once. Pulled out and actually hit her from down by her fanny which I think is a spectacular display of double barrell yoghurt cannon accuracy. I must have been harder than Viv Graham.

Can I go by year? No way I can narrow down.

I had 24 Jagerbombs one night and I didn't fall down once. I was sick all over my mate's flat and had an unparallelled hangover the next morning but no falls. The puff.

Same could be said for their home kit.

It didn't end well btw, if you want a potted version. Cheers, I'll reference you in the conclusion.

Knuckling down for a monster work session. Just me, the laptop and a fuck load of books about 1930s economic Germany. Joy.

Can't believe I forgot Radiohead! They were immense; Paranoid Android and Jigsaw Falling into Place were two of the best live performances I've seen.

Nee idea how he's still hanging on like. Have they not got the wedge to sack him?

Genius.

Fit and healthy

Sadly, Cheick Tiote takes Alan Pardew's infamous Match of the Day advice too literally.

I've put my faith in the wrong man, it seems. Ant, come through for me, you nerdy stallion.

http://www.johnutaka.com/ Click on "John Utaka in pictures"

Someone name 5 NUFC highlights for Alan Smith. I'm honestly struggling after the header against Sampdoria.

have you ever seen a live sex show TR? Yes I have actually, in Amsterdam. Its gotta be done! Was that the name of the show?

His dog show should attract plenty attention online.

Immense.

Double figures ffs

Well, at least you've seen more of him than you have Ferguson.

which I hate

Yet another example. Wish I could dee it with the lottery numbers. Not just a pretty face ye naa. Grant tomorrow as I said, and there's nothing more to say about my psychic ability. How man, I predicted a Leon Best hattrick last neet, top that. So did a, honestly at the match, and I had a 10a on him first goal 6/1, and got me winnins at stuck a 10a on him first goal second half. I predicted it at 6pm

Yet another example. Wish I could dee it with the lottery numbers. Not just a pretty face ye naa. Grant tomorrow as I said, and there's nothing more to say about my psychic ability. How man, I predicted a Leon Best hattrick last neet, top that.