Ayatollah Hermione

Other than Lady Hear iz the neet by Mojo I'd agree. It depresses me that people like KOL full stop. You might as well get a tattoo on your head saying "I HAVE NOTHING GOING FOR ME AND NO PERSONALITY" if you like them. People are brain dead robots who are trundling through life to like that band. His voice, man. It's like nails on a chalkboard to me, his fucking tortured yelling. I could be getting anally shafted from Ron Jeremy and I'd make more appealing noises than that final chorus.

Sex on Fire is the shittest song I've ever heard. It depresses me that I'm going to hear it until the day I die.

Was trying to explain this to someone in the pub last night after the match so if you can imagine someone standing in The Goose going "TROLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" you're halfway there.

Too many to remember. Last year, the highlights were Paul McCartney at Isle of Wight, Joanna Newsom at The Sage and The Jim Jones Revue at The Cluny. This year, I've got Twin Shadow, The Go Team, Slow Club, The Hold Steady, Band of Horses and Primal Scream to look forward to in the next couple of months, it's going to be mint.

We could have played another 45 minutes with 10 men and I don't think they'd have scored. Their wastage around the box became funny. When the fifth went in, I was demanding it finish seven-nowt which it might have done had Ranger scored and Tiote stayed on.

Can't really say anyone had a poor game last night like. Lovenkrands' overall play wasn't great but he scored and got an assist so you can't complain too much. Nights like that don't come often and we've had 3 in a season; despite all the arseache surrounding the club, I'm enjoying us this season.

Oh dear, Kevin. Oh dear.

This was said at about 6pm. if Stevie wants to compare psychic skills, I'm just saying. Imagine if I'd put a bet on. FUCKING HELL. I'm depressed.

Hard to think he's only 30/31. Plays like he's 5 year older than that now.

I love the subtitled swearing Owt Chris Morris does is gold for me.

I used to love watching Oliver Twist at me gran's when I was a kid. On the subject of Paul Newman, I really like Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. We had to watch it in A-Level English and I was the only one that liked it. In my top ten and got it for xmas after having had it on VHS for donkeys. The film's hardly good source material if you're studying the book like. Paul Newman actually better looking than Liz Taylor in the lead roles. I remember thinking that when I was reading it and I know Tennessee Williams hates the adaptation as well so it's a mystery why they showed it to us tbh. Probably to keep us quiet for a bit. And too rights on the last bit, I remember all the lasses fancying him after it. We got plenty of Liz Taylor when we watched Taming of the Shrew though. When she's got that corset on Smashing when you're 15.

I used to love watching Oliver Twist at me gran's when I was a kid. On the subject of Paul Newman, I really like Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. We had to watch it in A-Level English and I was the only one that liked it.

"What's the matter with you?" "I can't swim!" "Are you crazy, the fall will probably kill you!" You'd probs enjoy Wyatt Earp and Tombstone. Seen Tombstone and enjoyed it plenty. Googling Wyatt Earp brings up shit reviews but I could be looking at the wrong one. Kevin Costner?

"What's the matter with you?" "I can't swim!" "Are you crazy, the fall will probably kill you!"

Is that in store or online? Got to be worth a pop for that price.

He was giving Lennon about 5/10 yards of space everytime he had the ball, man. I'm sure he's a lovely lad but he's not any attributes that makes a Premier League full-back. He's not even strong or quick to make up for it. That's Perch btw, not Maldini

Forgot all about that! Amazing film and the script is probably one of the best in film history. And I'll defend that point to the death.

Champion; been looking through the site and there's some bargains to be had, for sure. Cheers very much.

Any cheap places online to get Asian films btw? Not the kind Jimbo's an expert on either

Battle Royale Moon City of God for me. I think, they just come straight to mind. No room for Lost in Translation, The Assassination of Jesse James, Amelie or Infernal Affairs, it would appear. I'm fond of In Bruges as well.

Ideally, we'd be getting some canny left-back cover in. Perch shouldn't be cover for anywhere in the side, god bless him.

Is Moon in there?

Back to the Future would be in there. Not sure why I love it so much, it's obviously a good film but there's something about the whole premise that makes me love it to bits. The third one is canny as well but the second one is a bit shite. Taxi Driver is up there as well. De Niro is unbelieveable in it, the scene at the presidential rally is one of my favourite scenes of any movie and the end sequence with the gunfight in the brothel is immense from the little conversation between him and Harvey Keitel to the ending. Love it.

I take it you're the one with long hair?! Aye and I would like to take a moment to tell everyone that it's not Bill Bailey long hair either. Locks that the short back and sides brigade could only dream of having