Ayatollah Hermione

Weezer are the musical version of that geeky kid at school that you sort of knocked about with because he could sometimes be a bit funny and had the latest games. Now though, he's not really grown out of it, he's gotten a bit boring and you wonder why you still see him every so often.

Legendary scouse wit. Thick as fucking whale spunk.

And we're the defensive ones.

Was approaching, probably the best chance he'll get in an NUFC shirt last week at Villa and fell over. He'll leave the club without a goal.

She shouldn't have egged him on.

two month solid graft.

Literally nothing you do is impressive.

Absolutely. Any other day we'd have walked away with three points. We could have played all night and not scored.

I'd agree with that. Smith doesn't have the engine to be good in the role he's in and that's without taking into account his shit tackling, poor passing and daft hair. I think Routledge could definitely be used better at home as a real danger down the right hand side. He's got the pace to unsettle a lot of LBs but the questions about his final product are still there, as with Gutierrez.

You're how old?

70-odd minutes before Ben Arfa came on was ridiculous as well. Looked a far better player than the rest of our midfield put together but giving the kid 15 minutes to change things is going to accomplish nowt.

Could have played until next Saturday and not scored tbh. Horseshit delivery all day.

Did anyone catch when Scholes sliced an easy shot, Andy Gray still didn't criticise him and went with "Well, look at that, 75 minutes in and he's still bombing forward"? What a twat

Happy birthday pal.

Carroll's drawn his on in mascara, I think.

Ryan Taylor looks like the shittest Shang Tsung halloween outfit I've ever seen.

Harry Redknapp preparing his brown envelopes as we speak.

Latitude for me, I reckon. Isle of Wight was class btw. Debbie Harry would probably still get it.

Blonde lasses face is as rough as toast tbh

At least it wasn't Biffy Clyro. Every cloud.

All went a bit Shameless but still good IMO.

Kev, once you actually have sex, you'll be a much nicer lad to be around, I imagine.

I see Gok Wan's house was broken into the other week and they raided his kitchen. Gok Wan's Wok's Gon.

Parker was doomed when he barked something back at the fans that one time. I thought he was a good player though.

Kate Bush's discography. Every bit of it is class and you can hear her influence on the likes of Joanna Newsom and St. Vincent. Essential listening IYAM.