Ayatollah Hermione

wtf is that? it's like a communist music video from 1952.

Ooh, nice shout. Come Together from Screamadelica is the best song ever to be named 'Come Together'

Nowt. Pull your weight, lads. Saying that, I read the Bizarre thread and that's changed my life for the better.

He isn't actually. Is he not? My bad in that case. He does look a bit like one though. Was he at their academy? Aye, he was. He's from Stoke way I think though. In fact, I think we signed him from Liverpool (he was only at Bolton on loan iirc). Got him from Liverpool, aye. I remember a Liverpool supporting mate of mine telling me that he was touted as a big thing when he was coming through. Something's went wrong along the way if that's the case.

He'll probably be another Baheng/Danquah/Tozer, let's be honest.

You could be a double act with Kophead, Kevin.

Sufjan Stevens: The Age of Adz He's not fucking around indeed. Top class. Especially the 25 minute closer where he gives you a whirlwind tour of every contemporary genre and pulls them all off. It's great how the album is just full of 5-8 minute songs and then the longest song on the album is full of 3 minute chunks. Double LP next month should be more wonderful.

Madeleine McCann. Pass it on. Sam Allardyce could steal twice as many kids, if only he was given the chance.

The cap irks me like. It wasn't even sunny on Sunday and he still had it on. Had it on during press conferences as well. What's he hiding?

This kid is definitely the type of person who enjoys Benidorm. The place and the show.

I'm Not There Casey Affleck follows Joaquin Phoenix around as he orders prostitutes, does cocaine and acts like a total heed the baal. 100% recommended.

I love his Facebook profile picture. It's like he's quickly got one of his mates to snap the photo in DFS.

With regards to Hughton; it's the nature of having a manager with little experience that mistakes will be made. When he's made them in the past, he's seemed to learn from them. He needs to learn how to make decent subs like but with the shite on offer on the bench, I can see why he struggles for new ideas with them.

This. Can see a draw on the cards though. Ben Arfa will get clattered about all day.

He's probably broke a smile.

Just keep Shola fit.

Bring on the B-team, Arsene.

Oh dear. People will lap them all up as well.

Spending my day job hunting, I think and I've not got the spare dosh to have a proper drinking session. What a Friday

Nice of him to respond to a reasonable post like a total knob though.

I'm heartbroken that Kev's not added me on Facebook. God knows he's trawling the Toontastic group

Exactly what I was thinking. Carroll back tracks enough to act as Nolan, plus is quicker lol How many times we seen big Andy in defence? Scrap Nolan, and double our aerial threat Nice idea but have you forgot who our manager is? Aye, it's Hughton and he appears not to be as forgetful as you two.

Was going to go but I've seen the good bands on the bill plenty times before and the Stoke game is on Sunday.

I think Smith will go but I have a feeling that Nolan is too big a figure in the dressing room to let go yet.

Had an interesting career in this current game for sure. Started with Gateshead in the Blue Square North and got them two consecutive promotions. Left soon after since I had fuck all to spend each season and wound up in Brazil with Goias who were just unearthing some quality young players. Bled them through while signing a few Brazilian midfielders and walked that league twice in a row as well as the National Cup. I was approached by Villareal so popped over to see their finances were fucked so the best I could get them to in 3 seasons was 3rd before I had to sell my top striker and centre-half to afford to get some decent depth. Now, the Fulham job was available so came across, kept them up in the first season and have no money to spend again. I would like to jump to a club with a decent transfer budget. And one of the players I signed at Conference level with Gateshead is now a Premier League centre-half which was nice. It was better when my Fulham side ripped him to bits but nontheless.