Ayatollah Hermione

It's all malarkey. Flummery. Perfidy. Balderdash. Poppycock. Tomfoolery. Impertinence. Contradiction. Babble. Falsehood. Deception. False. Perversion. Supression of truth. Perjury. Sham. Insincerity. Duplicity. Lies. Evasion. Fraud. Pretense. Lip service, if you will. Untruth. Mendacity. Dissimulation. Pretending. Deceit. Forgery. Invention. Fiction. Story-telling. Cajolery. Bullshit!

A boatload of Yeah Yeah Yeahs. Karen O is going to be so good at Leeds.

omg, must go. Now you made me buy tickets for Emiliana Torrini and The Zombies.

omg, must go.

Then I'd have to get off my high horse

What's with the Kerazy cats on Northumberland Street dressed liked Buzz Lightyear and nurses all about? They hand out flyers when they're not too busy acting like wankers but I'm not sure what's for. It's becoming annoying getting swarmed by David Bowie-looking fuckers who are trying to entertain passer-bys by shouting a lot and generally being Student Gwantish.

Let's not milk it, lads.

We should sign 2bias. Can you do a job on the wing?

Root-Tooting!

Sadly that's where we are though isn't it, we'd be greatful for some prem teams to loan us a couple of young prospects to bolster our squad these days. You'd hope that we've at least asked some of the other big teams apart from manu for a player or two, if they said no then fair enough, but i'd like to think we've tried. I imagine that there would be plenty clubs who would want their youth to get some experience. However, I also imagine that Ashley wouldn't take anyone unless we weren't paying any of their wages.

Should loan him back down here for a season...

Has pace we need, has a good goalscoring record in this division and Shola is eventually going to get injured so we need depth, not to mention a different option. If this is true, I'll be happy, especially since we need someone with a bit of pace who can play off Carroll.

Perhaps. Everybody is guilty of favouritism and bias, but I'd say 50% of the good stuff he did, was followed by a mistake shortly after. The only difference being that, in the Premiership he'd be punished for it. He's still prone to dallying on the ball, where he should really just get it out of the danger area. There's an arrogance to his play which sometimes is brilliant (making a forward look stupid with a well timed tackle and a sharp turn) but other times catastrophic (turning from one forward into another and getting robbed) He destroyed Sheng Long against Reading with a little flick alright. There's a lot of time on the ball in defence in La Liga. I'd say Puyol sees more of the ball in a game than Henry. Top reference

Perhaps he thinks he needs some experience in among the younger players? Central midfield is the one place we have cover so I wouldn't be too sad at letting him go if we had to. I dare say he'd be more useful in this division than Nolan though.

Been on the Spray Mane, I think.

I assume tomorrow's announcement is that we've signed him on a three year deal.

Peasepud, man. Get a shotgun and start shooting someone. March up to that stadium like Arnie in Commando, smash into the board room, say a one-liner, massacre everything and put Ashley's head in the Irish Centre. I think that's what GeordieJihad wants you to do. How appropiate a name

I hereby apologise if the one goal dropped does not get us promotion.

Back end of 07/08? I remember Spurs, Mackems and someone else being on the bounce

If someone was just logging on and reading this thread they would think Palace had scored, at least quote what you're ing at. shit, sorry. I'm having a fucking mare today.

Congrats, just wondering if the A-Level course in History would be a worthy choice? I did it and really enjoyed it. A lot of it hinged on the class and teacher but if you're remotely interested in history, I'd do it. It's not too difficult to get a good grade but can be tricky to get an A. I mean, I did because I'm fucking class but the rest of you might struggle But, seriously, if you enjoyed History at GCSE, do it at A-Level. It's everything you learned at GCSE but this time with the sex and excessive violence left in.

An unfamiliar sight

2-0 Us Nolan and Raylor!!! Christ, of all the players to grab goals. Wasn't expecting us to lead at half-time like. We need Goala to grab one and finish them.

Oh Sorry, Juice. I was assuming we had a reserve on called Juice.