Ayatollah Hermione

Get our name on that trophy

They can fuck off with Foden. Stop cheating

Dummett leading the press there He’s a new man

We were, like could barely trap or pass a ball, when we did get it, it went backwards or out of play and we were showing a 19 year old called Bobb absolute fearsome respect. We’re so much better than that these days

Could have knocked it early to Targett. Whether or not that was preferable to having a shot is up for debate but it would have been a tap in

Winning the xG at half time in a game where these two commentators are telling us we’re up against the second coming of Brazil ‘70 If we get at these, hook some of the players that are too terrified to trap a ball or compose themselves, we might Nick it. Or they bring on Haaland and Foden and kill us off. Either or

Dummett turning back there sent me into a Wykiki rage. Turning up the heat, putting some tackles in and he does that. Take him out the back and suplex him through the Strawberry

Shot on target from Pope

That Murphy touch Could do with these scoring so I can fuck off to bed

That Hall ball back to Pope about sums it up. He could have went down the line to Targett but chose to knock a 30 yard hospital pass back to the keeper. Shit scared

These are far too strong and dominant at the back to have one up front, like. It’s just coming right back at us. Fortune favours the brave and all that

Pope’s kicking is getting worse, I’m sure

It’s a terrible indictment on our academy that we haven’t got a centre half worthy of a game ahead of Dummett in 2023

I actually think Anderson is probably the best bet to cover since he has the skills, especially with the way he can carry the ball past people and he has the strength to keep it. Until Joelinton and Willock are back anyway

Nowt for PSG here and not to play a SOOPAFAN card but seeing knackers on social media saying “OMG, this is my first game and it’s the Champions League 😍😍” is fucking winding me up something rotten tbh. I had to watch Jeff Hendrick to get here

Hard to believe that actually happened yesterday. We’re back, baby

Southgate decided to come and watch Gibbs-White and he decided to watch him against Man City away a quality of opposition which barely exists at international level but it’ll be enough to see him written off anyway

Burnley are all fart and no shite. Kompany is in serious danger of having his clamp head adorned with the fraud stamp

Nice to see Guy Goma find steady work though

Essentially The Mackems seem to be actively looking for things to froth over at this point

Got banjoed 5-0 as well Where’s the tears from that?

Aye, the breakfasts are fucking unreal tbf to them It’s worth noting that I live literally a minute away and I hardly go in though. Replacing the baked beans with a spicy bean mix is inspired

What’s even worse with S&W is that they used to have one of those obnoxious “WE WOULDN’T DARE SHOW FOOTBALL HERE” stances to suddenly putting the games on when they realised how many people were going in The Gunner to watch us play. So even they can get under the Mackems skin and they don’t really know what’s going on other than trying to piggyback on viral Newcastle nonsense

From last year but only getting round to it now. Good guitar playing and interesting arrangements