Ayatollah Hermione

When in Gonzalez back btw? I remember reading Mid-February but that usually means the back end of June with our lot.

Makings of a top 6 side etc.

Calderdash!

Craig Bellamy

Had Shola been leaving and he been his replacement, we could do a lot worse but Shola and Anichebe in the same team is not something I'd like to see.

Can't say I was expecting owt less from them tbh. I've never seen people so utterly clueless about the fanbase and how we see straight through their shite.

Cat doesn't appear to have aged at all.

Xisco to grab a last minute 4th.

You have 10 Minutes to get him from Newcastle to the West Brom ground. Go go go. Those supersonic planes still exist? Concord or whatever? Will needa get in touch with the French, but we don't exactly have a good record with them at the Toon. Christ, lads. If you're going to take the piss, at least do it well.

Thought Oba was on the bench? Obviously not.

may as well whack Oba on for a bit.

ffs. This is a draw coming on.

What in the shit was Taylor attempting there?

Shit in the air, done for pace all the time. He's got the symptoms.

We've hardly been "great" going forward like. They're just in the running for most woefully organised defence in the Premiership. Having said that, I now expect a fucking lashing because these are so hopelessly shit.

If I was him, I'd be hitting the hills right about now. Can hardly blame the bloke for leaving and I hope he recovers.

Those "You are not" pics get me every time. I want the Dog with shoes on a poster.

Vince McMahon can never die. Unless Stone Cold gets to him again.

Quite liked the "NUSC loves NUFC" one discussed in the meeting. In the style of the I Love NY ones.

It's Baggio! Get his money, Pud

Oh aye, I'm grateful for it, mind. Interesting stuff, cheers.

I heard that pissed up bloke say something about bacon.

Is "The Media" Number One? If not, it fucking should be.

Can't believe people still think they're winging it like, considering they've had to deny it for the past 3 seasons and it's quite obviously building to a conclusion.